I predict two things: 1) his first day in office, Trump is going to go to the oval office and rub his dick all over the desk. And 2) the intelligence community is hard at work plotting his assassination.

Comey was actually one of the prostitutes hired for the micturition play in Moscow.

Trump will be sworn in as President, but I honestly do not think he will last long. The left hates him. The right only tolerates him at the moment because they still think he will rubber stamp anything they pass, but they see him as expendable, and will impeach him as soon as he becomes a greater liability than an…

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

“I still cannot fathom how there are really that many people in this country who clearly lack any brain matter in their skulls.”

As a Canadian, every day it’s been like waking up and rediscovering that yes, your downstairs neighbors really HAVE decided to set the building on fire.

I am with you. God damnit, the President is the most powerful person in the world, not the greatest celebrity. Dictators see themselves as “the greatest celebrity in the world.” They aren’t even trying to hide the cult of personality that they are building.

Wait until you see the back and forth between him and Graham. It’s like some slow melting southern soap opera.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

Hahaaaaa, I had the same thought! “Holyshit how much longer do I have to keep hearing this drawling assmonkey.. 9 minutes 20? Oyyy....”

I don’t understand America anymore. Why are people so annoying? Why do people fucking care if someone undergoes an abortion? Is it their body? Does it in anyway, shape or form directly impact their life? No? Then move the fuck on.

“There’s already been plenty of debate about the ideologies behind the Women’s March, spurred by white women who seem upset that they might be forced to think about race or class when they’re just trying to engage in a little soft-focus, low-level activism that makes them feel good before brunch.”

Stop telling all our secrets!

No, no. It’s a huge factory farm kind of thing, with overcrowded cages full of beautiful bouncing babies, waiting to be slaughtered by evil sex-having witches.

No. The abortion industry collects dismembered toddler parts they fuse together using black, feminist sorcery into a giant, evil, Voltron baby which will crawl across the land eating Christians as if they were Gerber’s stewed carrots.

and even then there’s no guarantee that people will vote Democrat.

Yeah, hate and fear seem much easier to communicate than empathy and responsibility.

soooooooooo states rights until they’re doing something we don’t like?

Or the people who want to assassinate abortion doctors, where are they for the children who actually need their help?