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Chris Parnell’s line delivery is a gift we do not deserve

healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency

Is this doctor accepting new patients?

I’m calling it: he’s going to ragetweet himself right into a stroke one of these days.

I’m convinced that’s why he wants to keep his kids close. They’re like a cross between handlers and service animals for him. He doesn’t know how to function without them now.

“all the rest of them are either sick or dead.”

All the rest of the presidents are either sick or dead? Is he saying that Obama is not only Kenyan but a member of the dead classes? Because, if that is so, Obama is one freaking good looking corpse. Also, George W. Bush. He looks pretty healthy, too. But I guess he’s dead, too.

Also, if he kills Trump, Trump doesn’t pay. Just another example of Trump’s shrewd deal making acumen.

Sadly, I think it’s just getting started.

Ann and Cecile Richards.

Somewhere, pizza rat is pissed he didn’t think of this first.