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So your creepy carnie cousin asks you to help him move and burn “two duffel bags, each weighing about 60 or 70 pounds, that had red stains and an odor of decay” and you only remember to tell the police about it 40 years later? Perhaps Henry Parker should be charged for aiding and abetting.

The sad thing is they weren’t even the main reason for plague outbreaks

Is this where we post some favourite pics of our pet rats?

Rats: “Hey, look, we’re real sorry about that whole plague thing. We’ll find some mines for you, okay? We cool? No more traps?”

Her parents were basically abusive/absent, and now her mother is exploiting the shit out of her financial success; the father of her (admittedly totally unwanted) child was killed before the kid was born; her mom wouldn’t let her get the abortion she says she wanted; and based on all the porn shit/stuff revealed on

Yeah, I was thinking, “whoa, how old is this kid?” because that reads better than a lot of what I read from some of my college students. Shoot, that reads better than what I get from some graduate students.

This is what happens when people have deluded themselves into thinking that the only racism left in the world is when white people the use of the N word within earshot of a microphone.

The white women in bikinis and headdresses... for fuck’s sake, it’s 2015.

Yeah, that horse has to be tranked out of it’s head to not be freaking out and kicking people.

This article missed the point of her episode. She wasn't botched. She had an allergic reaction that anyone could have had and the doctors rightfully told her that her surgeon did everything he should have. She was wrong to blast the doctor on Twitter.

Maybe instead of congratulating her on being so articulate we can take a moment to simply appreciate the fact that she is not dumbing herself down. She’s not the only intelligent young woman out there, and not the only one who can put two words together. There’s not even anything particularly new about what she is

And still, there are still parties who want to act like this is a conscious choice that people make—like one day they sat down and thought, “which of these distinct, cognizable options will I choose to believe and internalize?” It’s absurd. Kylie Jenner is 17 and cares about vapid and empty shit—not unlike most 17

The problem is that Kylie and other members of the Kardashian-Jenner clan do this type of stuff all the time and the media goes wild acting as though they are the first people in the history of existence to do anything like this. We have a Kardashian-Jenner-obsessed media and everyone in that family knows it.

What do you want people to do wait for her to go to college and read a book or two? Oh right that’s not going to happen because she dropped out of home school.

God help me, I love everything about that show. I love the surgery footage, I like seeing how happy the disfigured clients are, I like seeing the delusional weirdos, I like the stupid dad jokes and the way Terry & Paul play off each other.

The uni-boob he (Dr.Dubrow) fixed this season was spectacular and the Dr.Nasif worked miracles on the boxer with the lopsided nostrils. As talented as both of these men are, the post op check ups with bandages, stitches and drainage devices has made it very clear that I am far too much of a wimp to ever get anything

Yeah, that back pat just screams “awwww, good job, sweetie!”

That back pat would have been meaningless if Serena hadn’t already won 3463165 straight against her. That’s what you do to your little brother when he finally scores on you in basketball.

To be honest, this is probably the most exciting thing ever to happen to Lake Elsinore.