It was a lot of work over a long time with a shockingly large number of people from various countries around the world and all conducted under a very strict policy of secrecy. It’s nice to finally be able to talk about it a little and everyone here’s been very cool.

Y’know what style of pants have great pockets? Hiking pants. They’re made for practicality, so the pockets go down to the center of the goddamn earth. I probably look like an Adventurer Yuppie wearing ‘em to the grocery store, but fuck it - it’s a small price to pay for carrying a phone and keys and wallet and…

I've said this before but the lack of pockets on women's clothing is a conspiracy. It's to force us to purchase overpriced handbags and bindles, lol. The same way that women's t-shirts are so thin that they need to be layered, another purchase not needed.

I can't put my finger on it but it pisses me off just to look at it. Like that was something people used during the depression, like really desperate times. To try to turn it into something fashionable just seems crazy disrespectful.

DEPRESSION ERA HOBO WEDDING?!?!?

It’s so precious! Whoops, wrong word.

Truth. I have an insulin pump and it’s a bitch just trying to find skirts with pockets. And dresses that are loose enough that I can hide it. It’s not that I don’t want to be all “fuck society, let’s show off the pump!”, but more related to the fact that I’m an uncoordinated human and walk into shit on the daily and…

Part of the point was that this is an ARG that anyone can start at any time and that all that backstory stuff is already there for you to dive into. Patricia, you played it exactly as it was meant to be played, which is awesome! (Except you really, really need to say yes to the web extension when Rhea asks you to…

Goddamnit.

When you wear size 18 pants, no pockets in the world are going to fool anyone.

Well, of course women’s clothes don’t have pockets! Putting stuff in pockets would be useful and handy and practical But it might ruin the way you look, which is the Most Important Thing in the World! Have you forgotten??? Or are your priorities screwy? If so, I suggest you immerse yourself in fashion magazines…

A real hobo bindle? Are they from locally sourced hobos?

Young white people ignorantly appropriating things they know nothing about. And then posting pics of their ignorance on the Internet.

FUCK THE LACK OF REAL POCKETS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHES. FUCK IT SO HARD.

Modern homelessness has really lost touch with its roots, ya know? These yuppies are just trying to bring authenticity back to poverty by making sure that their cardboard sleeping mats and bindle sticks are all artisanally made by authentic hobo craftsmen (who all went to Evergreen or The New School).

This is one of those beautiful instances of synergy where the people you most want to beat about the face and head with a long stick already come with the stick.

Fast fact: This type of hobo bindle as purse was a “thing” back in the 40s for a hot minute, too. They were much nicer looking, in smarter fabrics of course. As a trend, it lasted a very short while. (It was even in a couple of movies from the time, I wish I could remember the names) This led to the bag without the…

Goes perfect with your asshole hobo themed hipster wedding.

Another product of the seller:

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