LaChategris

6/10/15

passed away at 13. Rena, our adopted canine companion. Can’t deny golden’ are golden.

6/10/15

I’ve been needing a reason to finally visit NYC from across the country, this might do the trick! Can I bring booze? This worship WILL involve drinking some Holy Spirits, right?

6/10/15

I, for one, welcome our new baby deer overlords and as a newscaster I can be useful in rounding up people to work in your underground salt lick caves

6/9/15

Totes not a deer. It’s a spotted chihuahua.

6/9/15

I love this story so much!!!!
pudu deer god approves!!!

6/9/15

Video footage of a (different) baby pudu:

6/9/15

All-knowing. All-squeeing.

6/9/15

I can take the train from Connecticut.

6/9/15

I go to the Queens Zoo a fair amount and have seen the pudus many times (not the baby yet). It's a great little zoo— big enough to spend two or three hours and manageable for the little ones.

6/9/15

Deer!

6/9/15

Baby Pudu’s first documented miracle: made me sign up for a kinja account!!!

6/9/15

“What? Im just taking a walk, being cute and tiny and all.”

6/9/15

Sorry but my cat insists I keep worshiping him alone. And he is a vengeful god.

6/9/15

On a recent trip to a wildlife zoo the hubs and I were followed around by this adorable little thing...it took all of my willpower not to stuff him in my purse and take off.

6/9/15

This is Team Cat reminding you that whenever you want to stop worshiping false idols, you’re welcome back into the fold. Or whatever. We’re not losing sleep over this.

6/9/15

So I have consulted with my mom and we’ve decided we’re going to adopt one and pretend it’s a dog.

(obvs not really, I know exotic animals don’t make good pets. but a girl can dream.)

6/9/15

Baby deer can be little nightmares. Years ago a momma deer was tragically killed on the main road by my office. We noticed a baby deer sitting in the median, looking just like this guy and giving us the feels. So I called a local wild animal sanctuary and they told me to put the deer in my car and bring it to them…

6/9/15

I’d fly in. But I’m coming from Florida so who wouldn’t want to travel.

6/9/15

I move to schedule an in-person worship for all NYC-based devotees.

6/7/15

I saw some of her stand up, and it just wasn’t as funny as her show. It’s disappointing when someone who is genuinely hilarious makes a joke with a racist punchline. I know the point isn’t supposed to be “ha ha this group is stereotypical” but rather “ha ha racism is ridiculous.” It doesn’t work for me at this point.…