I have no opinion on the Abbey Road thing, except that it would be more polite to try to get it at light traffic times (I don’t really need or particularly want my picture on Abbey Road so no, not everyone wants one).

I’ve been hearing about the dangers and structural damage concerns for at least 3 years and there have been several expensive public campaigns to stop it, so yeah, I think there’s a certain amount of frustration that it’s an ongoing issue. People tried this shit on the Brooklyn Bridge and NYPD was like “hell nah,…

opinion soup

That is my kind of silly.

Si vrai.

Moi aussi! Les français ont tellement d’opinions qu’ils en font une soupe! Mais pas toujours délicieuse ;)

The truly sad part is that the books that launched this stupidity are basically Italy’s equivalent of Twilight, both intellectually and commercially.

Step 1: Remove existing padlocks.

Honestly, I thought it was fucked up then, and I still think it’s fucked up now that the Carters didn’t attend Kim and Kanye’s wedding. Say whatever you want about Kimye, Jay-Z and Beyoncé are some of Kanye’s BEST friends and they not only didn’t go to the wedding but made it clear that they could have gone if they’d…

I’m sorry, US Department of Justice, I can’t disclose any information about the secret bribes we gave the Qataris for their slavery-driven World Cup. [hangs up]

My favorite quote from Sepp’s mouthpiece at the news conference was “These arrests just show that FIFA’s reforms are working.”

Not enough misspellings, grammatical errors, southern colloquialisms or inappropriate exclamations to let us readers know of your true intentions. BE LESS SUBTLER!

Nah, it wasn’t a sad attempt. On old Deadspin, that would have been gold. I read your comment and squinted at your screen name, thinking, “wait, I seem to remember this person making me laugh before... this is... joke?” But I couldn’t be sure, and there’s been so many actual morons making comments similar. Hence my…

Jon Oliver. Jon Oliver’s love of soccer/wrath for FIFA is why this happened...

Thinks We Actually Like would’ve been a good one too.

Kevin you should have filed this under Holy Fucking Shit instead of FIFA. Talk about being hoist on their own petard.

Honestly, there was a definitive moment when I decided “Yup, we’re rich” and I remember it distinctly. My wife was pregnant with our second son, I was going through the bills and looking at the checkbook and credit cards and asking my wife what we spent on groceries and that’s when it hit me.

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said doe, doe, doe.