Muslin is a terrible fabric for a president. Tweed would be better.

Gotta watch out for that muslin. High quality cloth is dangerous.

This is tangential but (slightly) relevant: I’m, I guess, about as white as we come and, prior to 1964, had never had anything to do with the South. That was the year I went off to college at Texas Woman’s University in Denton. (It should be noted that residents of the DFW/Denton Triangle rankle at being thought of as…

My point isn’t that the Duggars don’t profit from white privilege - of course they do. I mean, obviously.

And even now with such a BLATANT example of white privilege we still have people claiming that there’s no white privilege.

I agree with you, but I think that white isn’t the color to primarily focus on. I’d focus on the color green, the color of money and influence. If the Duggars weren’t green, the record would still be there.

White privilege is having agents of the state and a presidential candidate protect you despite being an incestuous child rapist. Imagine if this dude wasn’t a white guy. It’s truly baffling so many people are unwilling/unable to have a modicum of empathy for people like Tamir Rice but are more than willing to defend…

Nah.

Does Cosmopolitan need an adult?

Watch mst3k with him....,what does that just work on me?

Careful. It may involve a flotation device, some hot sauce, a pair of bbq tongs and a rubber band. You never know with cosmo!

I got a free subscription in some way to Cosmo (or I think I do, I’m not paying for it but it keeps showing up at my house with my name on it) so the other day I opened it up to a sex tips column and had my boyfriend read through it. I’ve never seen him so worked up. He was the “nope” octopus gif in human form.

The Case of Cosmo: I'm inappropriately chortling in inappropriate locations. Perfect.

You’ll have to file an appeal.

I maintain that it is in fact shade because the plausible deniability factor is so high. Why would she wear a 2-3 year old shirt as shade over a current beef? You’d have to be really trying and in the end you’d be the one looking pressed. Which is precisely why she can easily say she wasn’t trying, while Tyga’s ears…

I think someone at Cosmo gave Rebecca Rose the keys to the Twitter account and she was throwing some love towards her old Jez comrades.

“The Ruling:Not shade”

What the Sam fuck is going on over at Cosmo? Are they just devolving into an emoji feed? Get it together, ladies...I need you to teach me 10 ways to please my man!!!

The Rock is one of the few people who I forgive for being in such terrible movies because he seems like just the nicest, most awesome person. Call me, bb.