To be fair, mostof the comments seem to come from people saying they know this can happen in real life...

Honey, is that you. I SAID I WAS SORRY.

I...huh? How so? From my perspective pregnant women get a lot of adoration. My friend said random people smiled at her all the time when she was PG. Someone I know just got a couple hundred likes plus about 100 congratulatory comments for announcing her pregnancy (none of which she thanked or liked). She’s gone on to…

You are not alone. Where is the source material? I wanna read it!!!

Is she also tall or a bit long in the torso? Sometimes those proportions can minimize a baby bump (which honestly terrifies me as a long-torsoed, tall woman with irregular periods).

My dad constantly questioned me to make sure there was only one baby in there. He kept reminding me about the woman with two uteruses / uteri? and he was worried I didn’t know if I had one uterus or two.

I feel like this doesn’t have nearly enough stars. Could be because I really hate Zach Braff.

When I was pregnant there was a month when I kept having dreams and feeling certain I was going to have triplets. Like the extra two ones were hiding behind the bigger foetus on the scan, so it wouldn’t show. I was so stressed, there is no way we could afford three at once. Then one day I had the best shit of my life,…

We joked that my sister and her husband needed to come home with a souvenir from their honeymoon (and as it turned out they did - finding out she was pregnant right at the very end after being super sick for two days)... but that, that is a WHOLE different kind of souvenir.

Exactly...you aren’t getting paid for murdering white folks. But black teenagers and children and adults...you can fill your retirement fund from that.

Because we hate those extra letters in color & favorite. And prefer the “freedom” spellings of center & theater over the Frenchie centre & theatre. And because you pronounce capitalize with a z, & spelling always matches pronunciation, always and without any exceptions.

I'm overweight and have severe PCOS, which means I have the craziest, most irregular, insanity causing periods ever. This could happen to me like, scary easy. I have gone an entire year at a time without a period and just a random day of spotting here and there, so I wouldn't think twice about it. I obviously wouldn't…

My friend’s mom didn’t know she was pregnant until almost 8 months in. She didn’t really gain weight, was on birth control, etc. Had some issues with gas and stuff over a few months, but thought nothing of it (spoiler alert: wasn’t gas, was baby). She always had a light period, so when she spotted and bled a little…

This actually happened to someone I know. If it’s like her case, it’s a combo of

My dad’s cat is more like ‘FUCKING YOU ITS NOT SNOWING ITS STILL WARM!’

They make unsalted chicken stock, you just have to read the ingredients. We use it for our weird water-averse dog too.

“AAAAAAAaaaaaaa...”

Pretty sure it was Purrdu.

Hmm...that’s a good question. Persian is one cat language I don’t know. Or would it be Fursi? (I’ll show myself out)