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Wow. So I guess I shouldn’t ask why he’s employing a 17 year old as a legal secretary?

That has to be it. Its one of those old timey pictures. I have one where I'm dressed as a saloon girl with a pistol (ok, i'll be honest, its not a saloon girl, its straight up old timey working girl.) I'm sure your husband looks lovely.

Wait, who hires a 17 year old legal secretary?!

OK - let’s start with the fact that the writing almost certainly that of a teenage girl. Like bubble letters and the like. Also - pic was originally to someone else, and crossed out. So... what happened here. Also yes, the old timey amusement park photo studio costumes... this was obviously not a spontaneous snap shot…

I thought maybe it was supposed to be one of those old-timey photo things you can get at amusement parks and tourist traps? Like, I have one where I’m dressed like a saloon girl. My husband has one where he’s also dressed like a saloon girl.

Oh, I don’t think dude actually wants to give his....um....lady anything that she could google to find out exactly how fucking inappropriate this little set-up was. I imagine that she is just too young and naïve to understand this pic as anything other than a cute family outing. Someday she will know and she will…

How are people supposed to respond to the photo and denial? It is so bizarre with the antebellum clothing, the racial undertones, and the continued lying.

There, there.

So mad when the Washington Post kept referring to Morrissey’s “sex scandal,” not his sex crime, when this story first broke. Fun fact- this guy had his law license revoked after getting into a fistfight in the courtroom.

RIGHT!? I'm surprised it doesn't say "Ode to Sally Hemings" on the back.

Holy mother of fuck! He’s straight up got them dressed like some Louisianan aristocrat and his placée. She’s young and might not know any better, but DUDE! For real? Girl, get your conge and run from this creep.

RIGHT? My first thought was, “hot damn, that is some Jeffersonian shit right there.” I’m horrified and amazed. Horrimazed. Amazified. I don’t know.

Why is it not in sepia tone, though?

I have so many questions I don’t even know where to start. Yes I do. How did he think that dressing up in costumes that resembled a 19th century slave owner and his young, black house slave with their illegitimate child, taking a picture, and then passing the picture on to a reporter, was a good idea????

Holy shit.

I tried to count the number of ways that photo is in appallingly bad taste or outright offensive, but my brain felt like it was going to explode, so I’m going to console myself with kittens and red wine and back away slowly.

Quick note: if you want to try this, the Pastebin linked at the start of the article contains all the passwords you need in the secret area of the game. That said, inputting them all is really grating and it takes foreveeeeer.

I think I found the answer: d-r-i-n-k-m-o-r-e-o-v-a-l-t-i-n-e