This country would be so much better off if we just gave Florida back to Spain and Texas to Mexico, but we’d probably have to pay them just to take them off our hands. 

Is their AI training set going to consist of everyone’s racist MAGA uncles?

My kid saw the brachiosaurus, and now it better get commercially released before birthday time rolls around, or I’ll have to figure out how to make it myself

His next project will be to ask “what if the whole airplane was made of the same material as the black box?”

“I use bitcoin to buy Bud light in Cancun all the time”

there’s a battle coming between State Department and the Arial-loving NIH...

I find it funny that all the right wing stove memes are using photos of the fancy gas stoves. The majority of the country actually has electric stoves, and of the 30ish percent that have gas stoves, most are not rocking the fancy 6-burner Wolf stoves. FFS, I saw a figure somewhere that like 10% of the houses in…

Would UMG let Greene use his music?

The answer to “does this need more slow motion doves” is always a definitive yes

That experiment was probably a hard sell to the grad students

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commotio_cordis

People have been using the East river for human biodegradation for centuries. 

I would imagine most Philip Glass works are not fun if drunk or hung over

I remember a family friend told me about his experience trying to buy a car in the Soviet Union, much as was insightfully described here at Jalopnik https://jalopnik.com/what-it-was-like-to-buy-and-own-a-car-in-the-ussr-1783136956

There was a time in my life I’d pregame some things, but a Broadway production of Death of a Salesman is definitely not one of those things

Measles is definitely not the virus to fuck around with, both in terms of short term and long-term complications. I saw a few kids with measles pneumonia and encephalitis in residency, and it’s not a joke. Oh and if you get through the infection fine, you have a risk of fatal subacute sclerosing panencephalitis (SSPE)…

Yea at first I was like, who am I to judge how people get paid, I’m sure a lot of people are choosing to play the game because it might be the best career option available. But then I decided I don’t really want to be contributing a single penny to the likes of Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder

I really love watching football, but stopped watching NFL games about 5 years ago when the JAMA CTE study came out. It feels gross watching a bunch of young, predominantly Black men getting their brains shaken to mush, especially when I would never in a million years let my kid play for that very reason. 

I was going to make some sort of a joke about Bob Kraft and special experiences and massages and all. But honestly considering the Pats have one of the whitest fan bases in the NFL, I’m actually pleasantly surprised and impressed that they did this. 

Zuck wishes you a very Metaverse Christmas