What a waste of spray paint. I would have just used water and let the rust work its magic

This is fake news, everyone knows that no self-respecting cyber-truck owner would drive their baby in the rain because of the whole rust thing.

I think listening to health advice on TikTok is a surefire way to not stick around long enough to procreate

I call fake news, because every cybertruck owner I know would be taking up at least two parking spots anyway

This is how he earns an upgrade to business class for his next flight to Cancun. Not for his family though, they stay in economy

Oh man, I’ve studied JAK-STAT signaling, and that diagram is all sorts of special. Not sure how it would ever make it past peer review..

I hope he doesn’t have his gun anywhere near him if he ever decides to watch My Neighbor Totoro

Somewhere on the incel forums, there’s probably a lot of discussion about how the seal is going to get friend-zoned for this

In Soviet Russia, AI matches you

Herodotus also wrote that the scythians would have blind slaves milking horses by using a tube made of bone to blow air up their ass. So I guess it’s good that at least some of his reports can be confirmed...

Gene therapy is a big deal - it’s not like a medication that you can stop if you experience some side effects. About 20 years ago, the first gene therapy trials for an immunodeficiency syndrome (bubble boy disease) worked well but like a quarter of the patients developed leukemia, which set things back. In fact in…

What about the asshole who puts the green bag of dog shit into my recycling container if it’s not retrieved within 30 seconds? Do I have to make special arrangements to have their body picked up or is that assumed to be on the house?

But how else will I let everyone know that “Dad likes leather”

That’s what happens when you’re playing with a deck that has nothing but 40 islands

But can they figure out which ancestors all the incels arose from?

When is Musk going to try to disrupt submersibles?

I guess this advice is useful if you’re a dirt poor college student living in rented housing. If you own your place and have to do things around the house 1-2 times per year, don’t buy the cheap stuff. You’re going to be replacing it in a year if you’re lucky, or if you’re unlucky you’ll injure yourself or damage…

I used to try to pack my kid what I thought were reasonable portions. Then at her 6 year old pediatrician visit she was asked about what she eats, and said “My parents didn’t pack me enough lunch so I was hungry at recess”. Which was only true because she decided she no longer liked a certain food that particular day,…

Yea I mean at this point, I’m convinced that if there’s an Ebola outbreak and Biden goes on TV to tell people not to eat infected monkey meat, a solid 30-40% of the country will actively seek out infected monkey meat and host ebola play dates to build natural immunity

Im sure that somewhere Trump is drafting a tweet calling for putting solar panels inside coal mines to help keep the miners employed