Hematologist here. This is a big big deal and we have been discussing and planning for it in our department for the past month. We went through this earlier in the pandemic, and it sucked, and this seems to be worse. We have patients who need red blood cell transfusions every 3-4 week to survive, as well as all the…

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I generally try really hard not to judge anyone by their appearance, but that man looks like he couldn’t decide which movie villain to imitate and just decided to go with “all of the above”

This can only end one way: Elon going to all out war with cats and expanding all of the company’s resources in a more comical version of the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan

My tired brain first read that as “Josh Hawley”, and I had a sinking feeling about what an “Alien” show from him would be like...

Racist incel child abusers? That’s not a cult, that’s the republican base

Wait till we find out that Tesla’s fancy autopilot feature is a goldfish tank

I’ve seen many patients recovering from various degrees of sedation with all kinds of sedatives - much stronger stuff than whatever this woman was using. Surprisingly, none of them wake up yelling racist slurs. Sedatives and alcohol don’t make you racist, that comes from the racist bone

Good thing she didn’t try to commit a real crime that hurt many unsuspecting people, like selling loose cigarettes

African Americans have been at best ignored or at worst shat on by the medical establishment for a long time. I take care of a lot of people with sickle cell disease, a group that has been treated even worse, and is at very high risk of getting very sick or dying of COVID. It really is a struggle to convince our young…

The key is to hydrate before going to sleep if you’re sober enough to do it. I used to leave a big bottle of gatorade on my pillow before going out, and 90% of the time would remember to drink it before I went to sleep. Of course this method doesn’t work if you pass out in the hallway

There are so many reasons to hate this man, but this table is not one of them. It’s actually pretty cool looking

Does the light show make it so that nearby Teslas think you’re a first responder vehicle and crash into you?

No “Ice Ice Baby”?

If you say racist stuff while drunk or on drugs, it’s not because of the drugs, but because you’re racist

Anyone trying to own the libs better stock up on these. You never know if the 5G chips in the vaccines the sheeple got are actually infectious, and since you’re not going to wear a mask, this will protect you in case you get infected with the 5G chips. I’m sure Alex Jones will be selling them to cover his impending…

This is fantastic. The only other worthwhile LOTR rap before this was in Flight of the Conchords’ Frodo Don’t Wear The Ring

I’m going to play the shit out of my old cartridges. RoboCop, Flintstones King Rock Treasure Island, Tetris, TMNT back from the sewers, and Super Mario Land 2 cartridges still work, and I miss those games

This is the prize we get for winning the Civil War.