I don’t think Idris Elba is capable of half-assing anything. FFS, he even gave a good go at the shit pile that was the Dark Tower movie. The first Sonic movie was surprisingly more fun than I expected, so this is actually pretty promising!

The food was terrible, and such small portions

That used to be my thinking when I lives in single-floor apartments. Now with a three story townhome (+ basement), I’d never vacuum the majority of my place with a large corded vac. Although, to be honest, for the price of this thing you can just have a pretty good corded vac on each floor if you have the closet…

You’ve just earned yourself a job as TMTG CFO! 50% chance of getting paid your promised salary and/or going to jail, but you get a discount on a snazzy red hat

Eh, I’m a bit conflicted about testing. I do think that there should be a combined strategy of vaccination plus easily available testing at places like schools and doctors offices, plus home testing for people who are sick so that they don’t go spreading stuff.

Yea seriously, I feel like most action movies of the 80s and 90s were written entirely to accommodate a particular one-liner

At this point the only question is whether he will build a website that will subsequently leak private data of its customers on day 1 of going live, or whether he’ll just steal the investment money before even getting to that fail milestone

Unless there’s dashcam footage, I’m guessing that’s the argument her lawyer is going to make in a he-said she -said situation

I’m a bit unclear - are there separate writers that are asking to be paid, or are the comedians asking to be paid in two different ways?

I like to use them to pretend I’m Liam Neeson about to take on a pack of wolves, without the mess of broken glass bottles in my kitchen

I like to use them to pretend I’m Liam Neeson about to take on a pack of wolves, without the mess of broken glass…

They’ll definitely need to build a giant wall, just the biggest and best wall around the resort to keep the waste secure of course

Don’t want to bring this constitutional scholar out of the grays, but I think that people who know how to read can understand the “well regulated” part of that amendment.

I always just thought it was because he’s the type of person who really cares about “assistant regional manager” versus “assistant to the general manager” labeling

It’s a good thing that Republican legislators only pass laws that are constitutionally sound, and not just cynical political moves to pump up a base that’s not literate enough to have actually read and understood the first amendment. Otherwise that would just be a huge waste of taxpayer money to defend these laws, and…

You know she just wears those glasses to look smart, not because she needs them to read the extra large font in her “baby constitution” board books

I can assure you that all pulse oximeters (which this is) definitely need to have FDA approval

I’m holding out for the Snyder cut

100% agree with you. Even more infurating is people yelling “let the free market decide” about attempts to reduce fossil fuel use by improving transportation or mpg standards while ignoring that it’s clearly not a free market when the oil is subsidized in so many ways

At first I was really excited by the idea of a bunch of bitcoin bros moving to live near a volcano, but now that I’ve learned that this volcano is not likely to erupt, my enthusiasm has diminished

Came here to see/make a Nestor joke, now I’m satisfied.