I would love to also see an Alligator Spiderman worked into this

Oh it’s sadly not a joke. Also Facebook is my primary way of knowing if the relative who is “COVID-safe” is actually an anti-vax idiot who has been partying in Florida, before I let them near my family 

Which platform should I use to easily find out which extended family members have gone full MAGA/Q/COVID-denier so that I don’t accidentally invite them to family gatherings?

Thank you for your service and so sorry you had to go through all that.

I look forward to Elon’s next venture, a parachute company marketing “Full Self-Flying”

If you really want to keep big pharma from controlling your body with the vaccine, you really just need regular doses of Campath (and ivermectin enemas of course)

Although in movies and TV shows, you always see people plunging needles into someone’s neck to inject some drug to knock them out, actual injections don’t work like that. The drugs of abuse are given intravenously, and good luck successfully giving an IV injection to some unsuspecting person. There are some knockout…

I was going to propose using this to launch Ted Cruz to Cancun

The biggest surprise here is that Uber hasn’t tried to steal these people’s medical records to do some BS “they’re not really that disabled” shit.

I used to think that for a long time, but then got an OG Nook and even with the early e-ink technology, it was much more pleasant for reading anything for more than a 5 minute stretch. We still have an iPad around for a lot of stuff that’s better suited for tablets, but for extended reading either for work or…

Was she introduced to Aaron Rodgers by Matt Gaetz?

I’m curious to hear what people might use this for. It seems that everyone who has a CC subscription is probably in need of the more advanced features. I thought it might be nice to have a scaled down web version of Illustrator at some point, but as I was working the other day realized that there are some specific…

We can just use “Nazis”

Considering that Belarus essentially translates to “White Russia”, story checks out

Dong?

it’s due to ivermectin

If you have symptoms of a virus that is circulating in a pandemic, and test positive for that virus, you probably have that virus. That’s exactly how people do things with tamiflu and influenza - if you present with flu symptoms during flu season, and test positive for flu A/B, you’re going to be presumed to have the…

Nah, if it doesn’t also provide a good deworming, the maga folks won’t go for it

I get 3-4 emails a day inviting me to be an editor or submit my papers to some garbage journal, usually with a title that’s a combination of 3-4 science sounding words. I have no doubt that these journals would accept a scanned photo of a hotdog for publication as long as I paid the requisite publishing fees. Having a…

The best example of how (potentially) pregnant women become second class citizens in the medical system is pregnancy testing before radiology imaging like X-rays and CT scans. I get that for elective scans, you want to know if you’re pregnant to minimize radiation exposure. But for emergent imaging, if you’re a woman…