Having a discussion with anyone who references Atlas Shrugged is worse than trying to debate a toddler, because at least toddlers have an excuse for being assholes

I think this is very cool from a technology standpoint. But the combination of vaccine and GMO is definitely going to get some people frothing at the mouth

He’ll just be washing his Trans Am in the WH driveway - always down for a good time

This looks and sounds like something from Fury Road

I have to agree. We have marble in the bathrooms, and while it looks beautiful, I can’t imagine having to deal with it in the kitchen. We have quartz kitchen countertops, and those are amazing. 

I don’t want them to die. I want them to get long covid and terrible lung damage, and then spend the rest of their miserable lives not being able to string two words of their bullshit together without taking a 5 minute breathing break. 

He saw a weather map where someone had written “No global warming, only nice weather” with a black sharpie

Why choose between attempted murder and insurance fraud when you can do both!

If I were Shaw, I would have just thrown Wallace into the ocean right there and say the hurricane did it

I think we should listen to Dr. Paul and study ivermectin. Can we just dunk him in a tub of it, give him an ivermectin enema, and send him to lick doorknobs in Florida to see if he gets sick?

I think the problem is that when people say “there’s a shortage of truckers” they really mean “there’s a shortage of people who want to be truckers for very poor pay under exploitative working conditions that allow the trucking companies and their clients to be profitable”

Somewhere Ben Shapiro is furiously slamming his penis between two copies of Atlas Shrugged

Why won’t the mass media cover white on white violence?

Agree it’s good marketing, but how many people will also think “these assholes hired a guy who is willing to do this shit, do I trust them with my car”

Had Jesus actually been white, he would have fought the Romans for the freedoms

As a pediatrician I’d add that while it’s important to teach your kid to swim, that is not a sufficient substitute for having a good pool fence. I’ve taken care of enough kids who were not as lucky to be pulled out immediately that it’s convinced me to not even think about getting a pool until my kid is much older

In a sane world, yes. In America, that’s how Trump became president

In the real ‘murica, the person is too large to fit out the window

The developers and fans just form a circular human centipede of asshole behavior

I’m sure a bill banning whistles is being drafted by Republicans as we speak. Not dog whistles though