This looks and sounds like something from Fury Road

I have to agree. We have marble in the bathrooms, and while it looks beautiful, I can’t imagine having to deal with it in the kitchen. We have quartz kitchen countertops, and those are amazing. 

I don’t want them to die. I want them to get long covid and terrible lung damage, and then spend the rest of their miserable lives not being able to string two words of their bullshit together without taking a 5 minute breathing break. 

I’m sure one of the America’s Frontline Doctor quacks hooked him up

He saw a weather map where someone had written “No global warming, only nice weather” with a black sharpie

Why choose between attempted murder and insurance fraud when you can do both!

Rudy Giuliani will hook you up with a Maderna shot in a van outside the Four Seasons (landscaper, not the hotel). It’s free, but he’ll only administer the shot in the buttocks

I just assumed he crossed out the cacti that would not fuck him back

I assume the hospital has a decent legal team, so I hope they appeal this. I can’t for the life of me imagine what law or constitutional principle this judge would have applied to reach this conclusion

I mostly do heme now, although they make me write rituximab as chemo, and I use enough chemo stuff for refractory ITP, which is a pain. Back when i wrote more, I’d just bother the nurse to sit with me when I checked and released the chemo and go over the roadmap with them - it was a lot of up-front effort but save a…

This being Ohio, the jury will likely be composed of other maga ivermectin stans. But definitely agree with you that just a malpractice suit is a huge pain in the ass - even if it’s completely frivolous it makes getting licenses, malpractice coverage, and hospital privileges a huge pain.

Maybe it’s because I write a lot of chemotherapy orders, but I’m used to the nursing verification being as stringent as the pharmacy and MD ones. Even for the non-chemotherapy medication, if it’s not something that’s very routine, I will often get calls from the nurses asking me to confirm dosing and indication, and…

It’s actually a three-way tie with the “Division of not letting nurses have coffee cups or water bottles because of JCAHO” and “Department of redesigning the hospital logo on everything for the third time this year to justify consulting fees”

If I were Shaw, I would have just thrown Wallace into the ocean right there and say the hurricane did it

I think we should listen to Dr. Paul and study ivermectin. Can we just dunk him in a tub of it, give him an ivermectin enema, and send him to lick doorknobs in Florida to see if he gets sick?

This is the equivalent of me giving the sibling of one of my patients a script that says “get out of jail” and expecting a judge to honor it.

I think the problem is that when people say “there’s a shortage of truckers” they really mean “there’s a shortage of people who want to be truckers for very poor pay under exploitative working conditions that allow the trucking companies and their clients to be profitable”

I can’t wait for Musk to start a company to produce new police car LED bars that will keep them from getting hit by Teslas

Somewhere Ben Shapiro is furiously slamming his penis between two copies of Atlas Shrugged

Why won’t the mass media cover white on white violence?