Just looking at this is giving me an anxiety attack

Reading Atlas Shrugged is considered the pinnacle of intellectual achievement for these people

I have more sympathy for smokers than the unvaccinated idiots. Kicking a nicotine addiction is hard. Being a selfish asshole is purely a choice

Libertarian is just shorthand for “selfish asshole”

Agree it’s good marketing, but how many people will also think “these assholes hired a guy who is willing to do this shit, do I trust them with my car”

This 100%. Whoever hasn’t gotten vaccinated in the US, it hasn’t really been because of lack of approval. The only thing the approval will do is hopefully bring about a wave of mandates. Then everyone who gets fired from their jobs for refusing to get vaccinated can just move to Florida and Texas, which really is a…

Had Jesus actually been white, he would have fought the Romans for the freedoms

I vote for the human centipede version, with Ted bringing up the rear. But I’m a reasonable person and will accept a strong argument for a tail to tail joining, as long as Ted is muzzled or something

Yea part of the problem is that all the idiots who are listening to him talk about how COVID is NBD are not getting routine testing, easy access to vaccination, and antibody treatment (which he doesn’t really meet the medical criteria for, as far as I can tell). And I’m sure that if he were somehow to need an ICU bed,…

I look forward to the follow-up article about her trying to fundraise to pay for Dominion’s attorney fees

I think they just turn the camera off before committing crimes and violating people’s rights. So much easier. Or just not get punished despite overwhelming evidence

This sounds like a plot of a movie where a mob boss assembles a team of criminals to destroy evidence before an upcoming trial. 

As a pediatrician I’d add that while it’s important to teach your kid to swim, that is not a sufficient substitute for having a good pool fence. I’ve taken care of enough kids who were not as lucky to be pulled out immediately that it’s convinced me to not even think about getting a pool until my kid is much older

I’m waiting for DeSantis to issue an executive order against complaining about the fetid Florida air

It’s OK, I hear Ted Cruz is already on his way to Cancun to pick up more energy for everyone

In a sane world, yes. In America, that’s how Trump became president

Definitely needs more russian cursing though

I interpret that as “we heated it up and hit it with a hammer”

We already have people who don’t want chemo because it’s not natural or whatever. I have no problem with this - people are allowed to make dumb decisions as long as it only affects them. So people who want to fight their aggressive cancer with thoughts, prayers, and ivermectin, more power to them to be removed from…

Was the trail of explosive cruise-ship diarrhea removed in post-production, or did they wear diapers?