Agree - I’m always up for a good Ryan Reynolds playing himself movie, but I’d be interested in seeing him do something new and interesting 

“Welcome to the space olympics, all the oxygen has run out”

Haha yea. And certainly nobody will want to be paid with bitcoin

I guess it’s cheaper and easier for the ultrarich to just prepare for the apocalypse in NZ rather than use their fortunes and their companies’ influence to try to help the rest of us avoid it. 

That looks like a tube of cookie dough

In the real ‘murica, the person is too large to fit out the window

This would actually be nice for washing baby bottles and related crap if you don’t have a real dishwasher. Those Dr. Brown bottles have like 20 different parts and when you’re going through 8-12 per day, this would be pretty amazing. I remember having to do that when we didn’t have a dishwasher in our tiny apartment,…

Is this just a new way to call the cops on Black people for minding their own business?

The developers and fans just form a circular human centipede of asshole behavior

When you can get elected by gerymandering and voter suppression, it doesn’t matter if you lose some vote(r)s

I’m sure a bill banning whistles is being drafted by Republicans as we speak. Not dog whistles though

I came here looking for the Matt Gaetz jokes, and boy am I disappointed

I’m sorry, are you an emergency medicine physician? Are you frequently doing MOCAs and other cognitive tests in the ER? I have spent a lot of time rotating through the ED, working with ED physicians and residents, and have several ED attending physician friends and can definitively tell you that the only…

Ronny Jackson is an emergency medicine physician by training. I can guarantee that he has not administered any sort of real cognitive assessment since he was in medical school. He may be barely qualified to suggest a sitz bath for a hemorrhoid, or offer some advice for how to hide a problematic drinking habit,  but he…

I’m surprised the NRA isn’t already fundraising for him

I was hoping that the DOJ response would be to recommend that Biden pardon Paul’s neighbor for any past and future crimes against Rand Paul

I would be shocked if any of these people have a medical license to begin with. 

That sounds like a Ben Shapiro thing, along with lack of lubrication

They also talk about cheaper in terms of materials, but how much more labor does this add when you’re doing ~30 screws per drywall panel

I can’t for the life of me figure out from their website how this works. Is it two screws - one to go into the stud and another to attach to it? I remember from some DIY projects that attaching drywall is actually not as simple as screwing stuff into studs, and if you over/under do it you’re going to have a bad time…