I read it as calling out the plumber for not showing that he turns off the water main before he goes mucking around with the pipes

I’m going to start raising money to pay the “shame” guy to just follow the Trumps around chanting that. 

When I read “Boat Tail”, I imagined some sort of a P. Diddy-style shrimping vessel

It’s an issue of workplace behavior and basic respect. When you go to work, you deserve to be treated professionally. That applies whether you’re an NBA or WNBA player or a doctor or a nurse or a bus driver. If I said something similar about one of the physicians or nurses or medical students or custodial staff at the…

I am pleasantly surprised that NC has not yet passed one of those laws giving you a free doughnut and a get out of jail free card if you mow down BLM protesters

It’s much easier to just spend a few weekends marching and wearing a t-shirt than to actually desegregate the school that you pay a lot of property taxes to keep segregated

I guess now I have to listen to all those flat earth people, because it seems like gravity isn’t a thing anymore. 

“This November, remember to vote R for rapist”

Eric is going to roll on daddy, but because he’s an idiot he will do it before he even gets the plea deal signed

If I were Chuck Schumer, I’d just make sure that whenever Cruz is introduced or acknowledged in the Senate for the next several years, he is always referred to as “The Senator from Cancun”

Ted is just mad he’s going to have to slurp something else out of some 18-year old’s ass at the Senor Frog’s in Cancun. 

It’s hard to believe that in some parts of the world, when people are sick or potentially sick, they actually stay home and if they have to go out, they wear masks to protect others. 

I would argue that the CDC has gotten a tremendous amount of things wrong about this virus, or at least the people at the top did. I mean, they only quietly acknowledged that the virus can be airborne like a week before these new guidelines

So any Florida body of water? 

Even the ransom hackers have better customer support than Comcast

You’d think Trump is promoting bathing in bags of gasoline as a cure for COVID

He’s going to say that he was trafficking them to save them from Nancy Pelosi or some shit like that. And the kind of people who do Qanon and vote for Gaetz are probably of the “if there’s grass on the pitch, let’s play” school of thought

Normally it should come out already pinched

I do like the idea of encouraging people driving huge expensive SUVs to change to EV versions, but agree that this is not the best use of tax credit money. Putting that money towards improving the charging infrastructure would be better

Maybe it’s just a failure of marketing. We should start calling masks “Freedom Face Bootstraps”