While beta versions of software may be fine for games and word processing, they are definitely not OK for things that weigh 4000 lbs and go at 50 mph around other people

But when will this technology be available to help Dippin Dots conquer the ice cream world

Yea it seems beyond just usual incompetence - this was active overruling of a pretty well credentialed expert panel. I’m used to a pretty low bar for approval on the oncology side, but this really is something. It’s a crazy expensive drug that really has not been shown to meet even the lowest of standards for…

Good thing he has a few surplus cave rescue submarine sitting around

I guess we’re all about to find out the answer to a question nobody asked - “what if space were darker, moodier, and with more speed ramping”

They look like they were heading over for a “Racist Associates of Walmart” photoshoot. 

The Facebook Patriot - he’s the hero America doesn’t need but definitely deserves.

The most surprising part of the story is that it wasn’t on a Tesla

I’m guessing it got into the dirt from the shit-soaked slide water

Did they get to collect interest on it for those 4 days?

Nah, it’s exactly what they want. it’s like repealing the ACA - they don’t actually care about the outcome, they just want to be able to yell about liberals, cancel culture, and activist courts to their base.

It’s always good to point out that police officer doesn’t even come close to cracking top 10 for most dangerous jobs. And somehow we don’t let roofers (#4) go shooting people who walk too close to their ladder

The man helped instill a love of books in a generation of kids. He’s so perfect for this job it’s amazing. 

Good for him. If Lil Nas X helps one Gay Black kid be more comfortable with themselves, he will have done more of a service to society than many of the people giving him shit ever will.

I’m pretty sure Gaetz is just hoping to use his support of Spears to score points with some high school girls. Not sure what’s in it for Cruz

I think one approach to this situation is to put cameras in the submarine, set it adrift in the ocean, and make a reality TV show about a team of scrappy raccoons figuring out how to pilot a submarine

Soviet fleet not have fancy plastic buckets, you make bucket with your hands

I nominate Florida - it’s not an island, but I’ve seen some gifs that suggest it can easily be made into one

I love the Merlin app! I’ve been using it to identify local birds with my kid, and we just tried out the bird song ID. It’s a good way to get into birdwatching, or even just learn more about your local fauna. 

I really enjoyed the Michael Stackpole series, but since it’s not canon, I’m curious if that will be used or if it’s just the name