You make a very good point, but something something freedom.

I can’t wait till next year until all the (white) frats and sororities, as well as the local bars, try to turn Juneteenth into the Black St. Patrick’s Day

I would urge you as a science writer to never cite anything from the Medical Hypotheses journal unless it’s to mock it. It’s basically a collection of non-peer reviewed pseudoscience garbage, famous for vaccine doubting, fake autism cures, AIDS denialism, and advocating masturbation as a cure for nasal congestion.…

Hematologist/oncologist here. Not at all like cancer. Lots of things can cause masses in the human body - infections (bacteria, fungi, parasites), inflammatory conditions (sarcoidosis), hematomas, etc. So to call a ball of parasites cancer-like really goes against most scientific and lay understandings of cancer.

Ugh, watching cops go through intersection always makes my sphincter clench. I remember as an EMT, taking the ambulance through an intersection meant really paying attention to try not to get T-boned or to T-bone anyone. I was always taught to even change the siren frequency from the typical wail to the yelp to be…

I look forward to Graham and Cruz trying to out-rend their clothing

It seems like one of the requirements for a currency should be that it’s value is not affected by random Twitter musings

Is it Tim Cook with a shiv?

That’s why you never have Taco Bell provide the on-set catering

I would fully expect that the last Russian delivery to the ISS will be a COVID-infected Julian Assange

The biology nerd in me is always very excited to see new ways to image cells and biological molecules, so this is very cool.

they can tell from some of the pixels 

It’s easier to spew bullshit if the fly is in the back

He finally got around to installing the archery and spear throwing skills.

I read it as calling out the plumber for not showing that he turns off the water main before he goes mucking around with the pipes

Shit dude, looks like the answer to everyone’s weight struggles has been there all along! Thanks for figuring it out!

I’m going to start raising money to pay the “shame” guy to just follow the Trumps around chanting that. 

I would certainly not expect people practicing quack medicine to be able to calculate dilutions properly, but I’m very surprised there’s something even in those vials besides the essence of water. It’s like the people selling it are dumb enough to actually believe in it, rather than just scamming idiots. 

It’s very impressive! Although unfortunately ~50 million people in the U.S. are under 12, and it might be a little while before they’re getting vaccinated

When I read “Boat Tail”, I imagined some sort of a P. Diddy-style shrimping vessel