I look forward to the squiggly blue line flags

Just wait till you see his op-ed on how wokeness ruined his dream plantation wedding!

This man-child who has clearly never been outside of North Vegas and Orlando, is basically trying to write a “I saw colored people at Disney and it ruined my immersion in an all-white world” essay. 

I think even doing this with a white kid should be enough to get someone fired for just terrible judgement. And then to do that with a Black child in the context of everything going on today? This woman should never be able to get any sort of job again that requires any sort of human interaction. 

Don’t the FBI or ATF or whoever have some sort of system in place to flag when someone is buying unreasonable amounts of explosives (like maybe 80 lbs of tannerite)? Or does that only flag for brown people?

It amazes me that the people who are loudly yelling that there’s no systematic problem and there might just be a few bad apples also insist that the putrid apples with the maggots and the flies buzzing around them are perfectly fine to eat, they’re just not hungry, and besides gluten something. Just kidding, it…

The senator from Cancun doth protest too much, methinks

We’ve got a gnome truther over here

I look forward to this being made into a movie starring Liam Neeson

I thought he’d like announce that there is an all-knowing AI actually watching us and helping Donald Trump prevent crimes against children

It’s an outstanding show. You should continue to watch it - Caviezel is definitely not even close to being the best character or actor on that show. Amy Acker, Sarah Shahi, Taraji Henson, Kevin Chapman, Michael Emerson, and lots of others all deserve your continued attention

I guess the definition of “armed confrontation” is that a person has arms. 

Matt Gaetz in a rush to get to a teenager’s house party?

I view these notes not even so much as a thank you note (although that’s also important) but as an opportunity to show that you understand what the job is about and both how you would be a fit for the job and how the job would fit into your career goals. And this is not just for jobs. When I applied to medical…

I also think it’s a good idea not to mess with a criminal group that is known for retaliating against families of people that did them wrong. 

People who believe in the healing powers of vitamin C are beyond the reach of science and reasoning. My uncle kept sending me various BS links about how taking more vitamin C would essentially make me thinner, healthier, improve my hair, and make my penis larger. One time I showed him an experiment where we used…

There has to be some mechanism to take this guy’s license away forever just due to gross negligence and incompetence as a driver. He should just be forced to walk along the side of the road carrying a cardboard Hellcat cutout

I’m sure it was all just the excited delirium

Was this in “meet the Fockers”?

I also am very impressed, though it strikes me that with the amount of time and effort it must have taken to load and secure this beast, they could have just made 2 (0r 20) trips