I’m not a huge SUV and truck fan, but wow, so much shade in the comments that’s totally uncalled for. My uncle has a suburban that’s around the same age that he bought used a decade ago. He drives a Nissan Leaf for work and regular stuff, then breaks out the Big Boy for big hunting or fishing trips, since it hauls…

I’m going to go get started getting my kids hooked on the Transformers so that they can wear us down and get this for the holidays. I’ll just have to make sure that it works for a few months before they get it. 

Scientifically, the mechanism of death in an opioid (including fentanyl) overdose is that it decreases your respiratory drive, so that your brain isn’t telling you to breathe. That is essentially the exact opposite of someone yelling “I can’t breathe”

Tom Cotton was later heard yelling at an intern that he clearly asked for the sign to say “Make America Slave Again”

Can someone write an algorithm that puts Tucker on an airplane flown by a Black woman every time he flies?

I think he should be given a loaded AR-15 and thrown overboard from the yacht

The rumor on the Qanon boards is that the temperatures are taken by Matt Gaetz for anyone under 18

I can’t say this enough, but the majority of the vaccine “side effects” are not actually side effects, that’s just your immune system doing its job. They are the symptoms of your body mounting an immune response against a newly encountered molecule that’s designed to be immunogenic. 

I hope that 63 year old trying to donate half his monthly income really enjoyed eating bootstraps for 3 months. 

Are you asking about Gaetz or Trump? Because, neither

yes, this. 3M and DAP and a few other companies sell small kits specifically for this. I think I paid like $10 for one that came with a small tub of repair compound, a putty knife, sand paper, and even a patch to use for larger holes. It took one short trip to the hardware store and 20 minutes of my time to fix a…

Concrete Cowboy and Thunder Force both look pretty great, can’t wait to watch them. 

I don’t think we should erase history by just melting them down, that just allows some shitstains to perpetuate more of this lost cause bullshit. I think the statues should be reforged into monuments that make it clear these people were traitors to their country and losers. Like put up a statue of them kneeling in…

Somewhere Nestor is crying as he listens to “Just a friend”

It seems like many cops feel some distress at killing a person, or at least know enough to say they feel distress. I think when you can’t even be bothered to fake that, you don’t deserve to be part of our society, that’s just some psychopath shit

I’m here all week, try the well done steak

I’m pretty sure that the best lawyer in the world can’t get a Black man custody over a white woman unless she beats the kids while doing meth in front of the judge. Even then, it’ll still be joint custody. 

My first thought on reading the headline was “I didn’t know the Patriots were already playing the Steelers”

Can’t wait to see what the TikTok sea shanty community does with this

Someone told Matt Gaetz that he looks and acts like a guy who got rejected from a frat but still tried to roofie and rape women at that frat’s parties. Of course the only logical defense was to get a son.