One of the biggest issues with vaccinating old and sick people first is that you get a lot of “vaccine side effects” that are just things that routinely happen to old and sick people. Old people, smokers, people with diabetes, etc - they all get lots of blood clots! If you vaccinate millions of them, some will have…

Yea, but you see he had already snorted all the cocaine, so the evidence was gone

Whenever people start telling me about free radicals, I ask them to explain what exactly a free radical is. 99.99% of the time the explanation is like when my toddler tries to explain unicorns. It’s just a terrible combination of complete scientific illiteracy, lack of self-awareness, and overconfidence in one’s…

When we have been taken over by Russia, they will be known as the lesser lakes

Investigating just means waiting until someone does something more racist so they can get her back on the air with some non-apology

Oh god, I still am not sure how I feel about that stuff. It tastes surprisingly good. But the first time someone offered me food with it, I thought I was just being given chicken with mayo and almost lost my shit.

I think Kotaku has had a pretty long-standing message that pre-orders for video games in general are bad for consumers - this article is from 2015 and I think lays out their reasoning pretty well

Seriously, this. The machines are not cheap. The accessories, like cutting tools, mats, etc are not cheap either and I’m sure they get a decent profit from those. And it’s not like they’re the only machine that does this in that price range! It’s just such a dumb business decision, I can’t imagine this lasting more…

Many people have jobs and kids and significant others and therefore limited time and money for movies. 4 hours for a movie I can’t use to keep my kid quiet? Without even wading into this whole Snyder mess, I’m going to wait for some real reviews rather than overly excited fan first takes before even considering that…

I’ve heard that conflicts about preferred BBQ styles can escalate very quickly. Don’t even think about tweeting about “eastern north carolina”

Is this a Ramsay Bolton production?

I’ve taken care of lots of people in the ER who have diabetic ketoacidosis and blood sugars of 300+. And while some of them can get quick sick and disoriented, I’ve never seen the high blood sugar turn someone racist. I’ve also seen plenty of people with low blood sugar. That doesn’t cause racism either. It’s like the…

Calm down everyone, the royal orthopedist has examined everyone in the royal family and has not found any racist bones. 

Yea, I mean I don’t care if the KKK is paying him for his opinion. I will very much not give my money to anyone who is paying him for his shitty opinions. That’s the beauty of freedom of speech and association. It comes with the freedom to punish assholes economically

Yea, I mean I don’t care if the KKK is paying him for his opinion. I will very much not give my money to anyone who is paying him for his shitty opinions. That’s the beauty of freedom of speech and association. It comes with the freedom to punish assholes economically

Just curious - what games are people playing on these phones that really benefit from those specs? 

Yea, for the defense the right answer is something along the lines of “can we really trust science when it tells us that not breathing can lead to death” 

Yea, for the defense the right answer is something along the lines of “can we really trust science when it tells us that not breathing can lead to death” 

I’m pretty sure the PillowTalk domain is reserved for an entirely different kind of business

This whole time I’ve been wondering why this guy looks so familiar, and I just realized he’s Uncle Jack Kelly from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia