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I would like to donate money for them to buy property near Ted Cruz’s house and set up a training area to exercise their 2nd amendment rights. 

But they were crossing their fingers behind their back when they did it so it didn’t count

It’s especially crazy since these kids aren’t even getting paid for this bullshit, just having to put up with the racist demands

It amazes me how far people will go to make sure their kids are the best at running around in a circle or throwing a ball or something else that should really be meaningless when compared to affording others basic human dignity. I know that racists and transphobes are going to do their thing no matter what their

This being Mississippi, I bet the parents are just upset that someone is acknowledging slavery was real and not liberal fake news.

This guy looks like he’s trying to be the Kenny Powers of soccer

Is he going to translate that reputation into a Supreme Court seat or a semi-successful run at the presidency?

I think CPAC just proves that right wing history is more like butthurt fiction

I’m sure that there’s no chance this man has hidden disciplinary records from his time in the NYPD. Only because they’ve already been expunged or destroyed

As a Jew, I will be the first to tell you that plenty of my fellow Jews are racist as all fuck. Something about being at the bottom of the heap in this country really makes people want to shit on others on their way to the top (see also Irish, Italian, etc).

I’m sure he had hundreds of hours of Call of Duty “training”

I have an uncle who is the most intense hardcore hunter type (if there’s a season for it, he does it). We have large family gatherings with lots of kids over at his house, and everyone always feels safe bringing any age kid. Every gun is religiously stored in a safe, separate from the ammo, which is in another safe.

You use your x-ray vision to look for the racist bone

He’s not just clutching pearls!

Ted Cruz absolutely wants a phone game where you get to be a while man defending school bathrooms against trans monsters. It’s a great way to spend a day at the beach

Libertarians are all about the freedom until it negatively affects them 

I expect that somewhere in there is a clause that says being Black is always considered reasonable cause

I look forward to hearing that his wife and daughters are seeking asylum in Mexico

Now’s the time to invoke cancel culture and cancel his return flight. And preferably his passport

This being Florida, the school board is probably investigating so that they can suspend the student and immediately promote the teacher to state education commissioner