Libertarians are all about the freedom until it negatively affects them 

Typically one of the things the government is enact and enforce regulations to protect people from getting hosed like this. 

It’s not like anyone could have foreseen that deregulating utilities would ultimately prove to be a problem for everyone except the utility shareholders. 

I hope there’s a safety thing that doesn’t allow it to be driven with the roof extended. Because Americans are stupid and I prefer my low bridge + high truck videos without tragedy

I hope there’s a safety thing that doesn’t allow it to be driven with the roof extended. Because Americans are stupid and I prefer my low bridge + high truck videos without tragedy

I’m ashamed to admit I was not aware of that Drew Magary episode, but now that I’ve researched it, thank you for making me a better human being.

Guys, the big suitcase was just to bring back some coal to help de-ice the wind turbines

Thank you for keeping it classy and not photoshopping Cruz into a Borat swimsuit. 

I look forward to the House majority filing this bill right in the circular file still filled with insurrectionist vomit

I think a lot of people of a certain age just had this same thought. Take my damn money and feed that nostalgia straight into my veins. 

I expect that somewhere in there is a clause that says being Black is always considered reasonable cause

I look forward to hearing that his wife and daughters are seeking asylum in Mexico

Their method sounds much better than the bowl of warm water I use

Now’s the time to invoke cancel culture and cancel his return flight. And preferably his passport

This being Florida, the school board is probably investigating so that they can suspend the student and immediately promote the teacher to state education commissioner

That’s why I make sure to drink only Malk

Ted Cruz can get fucked with a frozen gas pipeline

Seriously. He was a racist and sexist asshole whose existence made the world a worse place. I hope he suffered a lot before he died.

This is the one instance where I’m glad we have not yet won the war on cancer. 

I’m honestly surprised Wells Fargo hasn’t installed this to deal with the customers who come to complain about being ripped off