I look forward to all the frozen-fingered twitter and facebook posts going “gur, does this look like global warming”

In Soviet Russia, Militsioner plays you!

I see, so companies are people with strong rights of free speech and association, unless they use those right so choose not to associate with certain business (and not on the basis of a protected class). This should hold up well in court and not cost the good people of Texas a whole bunch of money to defend before…

Can we ban him off-line too?

America’s collective understanding of computers stops at angrily ranting into their twitter or facebook box. I think the majority of the population can’t tell you what operating system they’re running, much less understand why they should pay an extra penny per month for their utilities for something like a “firewall”

Yes! I got one that screws into a regular bottle for like 5 bucks on Amazon at some point. My mom just gets 1 gallon bottles from like office depot that are meant for dentist offices, and they have the pump too, and the price is quite good. There are also some $10 pump bottles that you can get and just pour from a big…

My 1.5 liter listerine bottle with a (reusable) pump reminds me to use mouthwash just fine, although it certainly doesn’t look as nice. You can get gallon bottles of mouthwash. You can get gallon bottles of multiple mouthwashes for pretty reasonable prices. Unless the sight of a mouthwash bottle really upsets your…

I think the definition of white privilege is thinking that it’s OK to try to threaten strangers with knives while people of color know that they can’t even go for a jog without getting shot. Can you imagine a Black teenager in Tennessee thinking it would be a cool content prank to approach a stranger with fake knives? 

I totally read “tongue simulator” and was suddenly very excited about sleep apnea

It’s such bullshit. Even when I just came to this country and didn’t know any english, I knew better than to use that word. 

Ah thank you, sorry I misunderstood! 

This. Apparently over 70 million people thought he was doing a fantastic job despite all the death and economic devastation. All he had to do was show the minimum amount of competency, say some patriotic things about shared sacrifice, and wear a MAGA mask or whatever, and he would now be president. 

Why don’t they just offer tiered shipping? If you must have your fancy bike ASAP, you can get it shipped by air for extra. That seems to be how most other companies handle things

Larry, you had one job!

Winklevi or Winklevosses?

I think I’ve seen some stuff that some of these insurrectionists have been arguing that they should be let out on bail because of covid or because the bail system is unfair. Assholes gave zero fucks about the coronavirus or predatory prosecution and jail practices until it affected them. If anyone should be rotting in…

I’m pretty sure Mike Pence does not take his suit off poolside. I’m sure he has a waterproof bible though

Hopefully they’ll have it available for his age group! I think our oncology group was looking to do immune response testing for our immunized chemotherapy patients to figure out how good the coverage is, since it doesn’t seem like even with the vaccine this will be going away anytime soon and apparently a large number…

If we had such a space laser, we’d be using it to physically detach Florida from the continental US, along with whatever Georgia shithole she calls home. 

I’m disappointed he was only kicked off the plane while it was on the ground and not at cruising altitude