It is well known that the sounds of Ted Cruz is the most viscerally annoying sound to humans. 

Yea I don’t see how anything in the constitution precludes wearing a mask. By that same dumb logic, if you you beat someone in the face so badly that their mouth had to be wired shut, they can’t testify either? 

I just always assumed he’d go evict some children from an orphanage and live there, gaining strength from their tears. Or maybe a nice crypt.

I think given the recent Republican disregard of basic COVID safety, Schumer and Pelosi should require all Republican congressmen to be thus swabbed prior to each vote. Should be easy though, since they’re basically speaking out of their ass all the time

People who take their masks off to talk loudly into their phone are the worst kind of stupid. The other day there was a man walking around the hospital cafeteria doing that shit, just walking back and forth, mask pulled down, yelling into his phone, then gave me attitude when I asked him to put his mask on. Thankfully…

It’s so that next time some Fox News asshole wants to make a segment about Dominion, Rupert Murdoch will personally slap them out of it. 

It’s a good thing that all the people who have “done their research” about the vaccines and decided against them have also probably “done their research” about COVID-19 and are following all the scientific recommendations about social distancing and mask wearing.

I have a feeling that it’s been a long time since Rudy has been able/willing to obtain any sort of insurance coverage

Second that - it’s what I’ve been doing and a lot of our nurses do it as well. Just get good quality medical tape, or your skin will hate you

Florida is just a huge shitstain of a state. 

Florida is just a huge shitstain of a state. 

The only way I can be convinced that God exists is if Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets crushed to death under a load of bibles in a horrific bible truck accident

Oh definitely. But he needs money to hire a good lawyer, because I think even Rudy is not dumb enough to represent himself

Good thing that check from Trump is in the mail and should arrive any day now!

He won’t need to look in the next county, their PBA will get his job restored within the next couple of weeks because somewhere in their contract it probably says that crimes against non-white people don’t count

You’re absolutely correct and I wish TV shows would stop showing doctors showing flatlined rhythms. I very viscerally remember being yelled at and almost physically attached by a patient’s family member during a code because we were (appropriately) not administering any shocks. There are only two reasons to “shock” -…

Nah, these guys are OG, it’s @juno.com

I’m sure there are plenty of places in Florida and Alabama (or even Georgia) where her comments actually make her a better hire

I think Biden’s first pardon should immediately go to Rand Paul’s neighbor, for any prior and future ass-kickings of Rand Paul.

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!