You forgot all of organized religion, that’s probably number 1

Now that Trump is gone, all the quiet things that he said out loud will just go back to being said quietly. There are 74 million people who are racist enough to vote for him despite everything else, and who knows how many more who are also racist but are afraid of the coronavirus just a bit more than they’re scared of…

Thank you!

Just think what they could do with a bunch of PS4s instead of PS3s!

Thank you, my 2016 MBP just started doing this! Just curious - do they replace the backlight or is it more extensive?

Yea I’m really not seeing the supremacy here...

Nah, then they’d claim that you stole the item from them in the first place and demand to keep both the item and the food reward. 

These monkeys sound like my toddler

They accidentally cut off the part of the segment when she asks to speak to Trump’s manager

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I can only assume that her lawyer is busy on her laptop looking up if letting your client conduct an interview in that outfit and with that attitude is considered legal malpractice. God bless Gayle King for not beating her senseless with that hat. 

In post-soviet Russia, bank payments process you

Conservatives use a lot of words that they don’t understand the meaning of. 

Hauling the turbine isn’t a big deal, most of the truck is there to handle the operator’s giant balls

I think they should go further and give the handle to AOC to use for tweeting about the Green New Deal. 

Gayle King is a national treasure. I now understand the phrase “if looks could kill”. 

I would have also accepted “terrorists”

Eh, I think most of those people can’t spell the word “immunity” much less understand how it works

Patriots don’t need to steal no signals

I don’t understand his strategy for a presidential run. Like people said no thank you to four more years of this by a pretty large margin. So his plan is to offer the same thing, but with less of Trump’s ability to actually get people to the polls?