It’s safe! There’s no live virus. The efficacy might be lower, so talk to your oncologist about whether there are windows in the treatment when his immune system might be in a better place

There should be no safety issues - there’s no replication and no live virus. The question is whether the efficacy would be the same, and that probably varies between the different immune suppressants. The biologicals that target specific aspects of immunity are probably better at still allowing an immune response than…

Keeping your house at 90 degrees will definitely stop viral transmission, because nobody will ever come to your house, and the BO smell will keep everyone 6 feet away when you do go out. 

The cookies were a holiday gift for her BFF Snoop

What’s going to happen to the police officer who followed this loon around and was an accomplice to his crime? Oh wait, I think I know the answer

Cleveland Whiteskins?

David Byrd met the 2020 version of Fuck Around and Find Out

He should have to operate his own ventilator with some bootstraps or something. Getting tired and falling asleep? No oxygen for you, this isn’t some socialist shithole, you have to work for your oxygen

Apple is willing to solve the problem for you for the low low price of a new iMac

I think he’s probably a bit less afraid of jail than of all very serious people he owes money to. николая не волнует ваше помилование 

I bet “ethical hacker” means “I used bittorent to download some movies”

Charity is a cost of being rich in an unequal society - you have to keep giving just enough to keep the poor people from revolting or at least taxing them appropriately

Yea I remember growing up, my grandmother would always have a covered butter dish on the kitchen counter. This being the old country, butter was put on everything and the butter in the dish turned over every couple of days, so neither quality nor spoilage were ever an issue. If it every got really hot, we’d move it…

I’m pretty sure Giuliani was thinking along those lines too. Maybe that’s why she was drunk already

I don’t see why it even matters if she recognized they were kids (we all know she damn well recognized they were kids though). Even in Georgia, you can’t just go to some random place, start shit, and then “stand your ground” or whatever she was going to do. 

Temecula Talk sounds like the manager of the local NextDoor page, where Karens go when NextDoor isn’t racist enough to address their concerns

I would like to buy the 10,000 piece lego set of this

I don’t know if the guy offering indoor drinking and dining in a city strongly affected by the pandemic which has been disproportionately killing Black people, has the moral standing to make his unmasked tirade in the middle of his dining room. 

In general, I’d argue that work holiday parties and drinking around your colleagues are a bad idea. One of my friends who works in HR said it’s basically an HR nightmare with all the sexual harassment and alcohol-fueled weirdness. I guess it would be harder to really cause a lot of trouble by zoom, but I’m sure we’re…

Yea, the racism and assholery are pretty expected at this point. But to have so little self awareness that you videotape it because you consider yourself to be in the right, that’s just peak maga whatever right there