David Byrd met the 2020 version of Fuck Around and Find Out

He should have to operate his own ventilator with some bootstraps or something. Getting tired and falling asleep? No oxygen for you, this isn’t some socialist shithole, you have to work for your oxygen

There are a lot of people getting riled up about this being an mRNA vaccine and worrying about long-term effects. Some of these concerns are valid, and I would love to have a vaccine with years of data in many people. But I would also like to point out that when you get infected with the virus, which 200-300,000…

There is no strain without spike protein. There are some mutations, but the virus needs the spike protein to be functional

Apple is willing to solve the problem for you for the low low price of a new iMac

I think a better use of technology would be to eject them from the ride just as the picture is being taken.

As a doctor, I would argue that cashiers (and lots of other front-line workers) need it just as much if not more than health care workers. If you have proper PPE and precautions (appropriate masks, eye protection, N95s for aerosol generating procedures), the risk of getting the virus from patients is actually pretty…

It turns out that our brains have a really well-tuned thirst mechanism that works well with our kidneys’ ability to regulate water output. The thirst drive is incredibly powerful, and all you have to do is to let people drink easily when they’re thirsty. I have no idea how hydration became a thing other than I guess a…

I think he’s probably a bit less afraid of jail than of all very serious people he owes money to. николая не волнует ваше помилование 

If the spiders get loose, that’s OK. They’ll just send up some snakes to hunt them down. 

They should have just made it a shirtless portrait of him on a horse - always good to flatter the administration’s Russian overlords

I bet “ethical hacker” means “I used bittorent to download some movies”

They really did not handle that properly. If there’s concern for allergic reactions, there are ways to test for that and determine the specificity. To make a blanket recommendation based on two cases when this is not something that came up in thousands of patients in trial seems a little ridiculous. 

It definitely does not modify your DNA, but that comes in the next semester of fringe youtube university. Good effort though

I feel like there is little overlap between people who must see a movie in a theater (and will brave a pandemic to do so) and people who want to see it but not badly enough that waiting a bunch of months is a problem. I don’t think that releasing everything on HBOMax is going to cut into whatever theater money they…

Not sure where you’re getting that info, but diarrhea is 100% a known symptom of COVID-19, and sometimes may be the only symptom. I agree that on a cruise ship norovirus is the most likely culprit, but you’d be pretty stupid not to go testing for the coronavirus and to assume a positive test is a true positive.

Charity is a cost of being rich in an unequal society - you have to keep giving just enough to keep the poor people from revolting or at least taxing them appropriately

Yea I agree. For all the railing against big pharma, the natural remedies that actually do work get developed into medications that can be dosed consistently and appropriately to get a desired effect. Like a lot of chemotherapy medications are derived from natural products, as are many antibiotics. That doesn’t mean…

Apparently the term “super-food” was getting worn out, so they had to change the name of the scam

“Ginseng has been tested by people in China for thousands of years, and they know it works”