On the plus side, the bleach and hydroxychloroquine enemas will make sure his farts don’t stink

Right now everyone who attended that hearing is googling whether the coronavirus can be aerosolized by farts

I’m sure he will receive a warm reception from all people in Texas whose livelihood depends on the fossil fuels that he’s trying to make obsolete. (note: I fully support EVs, but Elon Musk can go get fucked with a cave rescue submarine)

The only issue is that the studies so far have not addressed whether the vaccines block transmission - the data is only for preventing illness. So the initial rounds of vaccination are purely to protect the recipients. But I do agree that people who have the most face to face contact with others should be near the…

If the liberal antifa at the “Noble Committee” won’t give him the peace price he deserves, he’s going to get himself the national medal of science for finding the Covid cure with bleach enemas

Yea I remember growing up, my grandmother would always have a covered butter dish on the kitchen counter. This being the old country, butter was put on everything and the butter in the dish turned over every couple of days, so neither quality nor spoilage were ever an issue. If it every got really hot, we’d move it…

I’ve seen somewhere that something like 0.1-1% of the population has small undiagnosed brain aneurysm. These can sometimes rupture with forceful strain, such as taking a shit. It’s a small risk, but just to be safe people should avoid all bowel movements

I think you can establish a stable cell line that grows forever, as creepy as that forever chicken would be. 

Someone should convince Trump that there are some great real estate possibilities up there

It still amazes me that we’re having this argument. Wearing a mask is probably the easiest least-effort sacrifice people have ever been asked to make. My toddler’s kindergarten requires masks, and all the toddlers whose one job in life is to test limits of adult sanity all just wear the masks except when they’re…

My spouse and I are both healthcare workers and will likely get it in the first batch by the end of this year. All for it. I’d love to have 10 years of safety data like anyone else, but would also like to not die while waiting for that

So far all the vaccine experts I’ve heard discuss this say that prior infection should not keep you from getting vaccinated. The data on long term protection from natural infections is still limited. For the healthcare worker vaccination programs being planned out right now, none of the ones I know are looking at…

I’ve been really happy with their M9 system and would definitely stick with their stuff for the future

I’m pretty sure Giuliani was thinking along those lines too. Maybe that’s why she was drunk already

This raft will definitely feature heavily in the next movie of the Madagascar franchise

I don’t see why it even matters if she recognized they were kids (we all know she damn well recognized they were kids though). Even in Georgia, you can’t just go to some random place, start shit, and then “stand your ground” or whatever she was going to do. 

Temecula Talk sounds like the manager of the local NextDoor page, where Karens go when NextDoor isn’t racist enough to address their concerns

That seems like a fantastic outcome. 

If you have any reasonable amount of stuff to back up, for the price difference between SSDs and HDDs, you can get a nice RAID on-site setup going with HDDs and pay for a cloud backup service. Redundancy is more important than the type of drive you’re using

I would like to buy the 10,000 piece lego set of this