Yea I remember growing up, my grandmother would always have a covered butter dish on the kitchen counter. This being the old country, butter was put on everything and the butter in the dish turned over every couple of days, so neither quality nor spoilage were ever an issue. If it every got really hot, we’d move it…

I’m pretty sure Giuliani was thinking along those lines too. Maybe that’s why she was drunk already

I don’t see why it even matters if she recognized they were kids (we all know she damn well recognized they were kids though). Even in Georgia, you can’t just go to some random place, start shit, and then “stand your ground” or whatever she was going to do. 

Temecula Talk sounds like the manager of the local NextDoor page, where Karens go when NextDoor isn’t racist enough to address their concerns

I would like to buy the 10,000 piece lego set of this

I don’t know if the guy offering indoor drinking and dining in a city strongly affected by the pandemic which has been disproportionately killing Black people, has the moral standing to make his unmasked tirade in the middle of his dining room. 

In general, I’d argue that work holiday parties and drinking around your colleagues are a bad idea. One of my friends who works in HR said it’s basically an HR nightmare with all the sexual harassment and alcohol-fueled weirdness. I guess it would be harder to really cause a lot of trouble by zoom, but I’m sure we’re…

Yea, the racism and assholery are pretty expected at this point. But to have so little self awareness that you videotape it because you consider yourself to be in the right, that’s just peak maga whatever right there

100% this. Dumb texts, public urination, buying random shit on Amazon, that’s drunken behavior. If you’re a racist asshole while drunk, you’re definitely a racist asshole when sober. Fuck these people with a rose bottle. 

Rudy has now become Frank from It’s Always Sunny

Let’s also remember that Trump does not pay his bills

On Staten Island, they call this the “some of the cocaine got stuck in my nose hair, let me see if I can just blow it out and absorb it through my sweaty skin” wipe

This is one of the most informative and helpful kinja comments I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you!

I would also consider Panda McPandyface

The American people know how to protect their health, but can’t handle being inconvenienced, so won’t 

Shapiro and Owens were just feeling salty because their request to join the proud boys got denied

Maybe they should have Michael Bay work it into the next Transformers movie. It would transform into a giant robot squirrel or gopher that would be friends with the Shia LeBeouf character. Wait, he’s not in the movies anymore?

Maybe Herman Cain should tweet some thoughts and prayers to them to cheer them up

That’s crazy. I’m a pediatrician, and basically the majority of people in the field are all big softies, so this is especially shocking. Or I guess not shocking at all - the racist bone really trumps everything else (pun semi-intended). 

The problem is that the only people stupid enough to go on a cruise in a pandemic, have probably not been paragons of social distancing or mask wearing. It’s basically taking the people who take the biggest and dumbest risk and putting them together in close quarters, where they will most certainly continue to not…