I hope the secret service agents taser him a few times as they drag his ass out in January, just as a little thank you for the gratuitous covid exposure and having to deal with his shitty family for 4 years. 

They should probably start the fumigation now. 

You forgot Russia

Lawyers gonna lawyer

I think dying of Covid during the lame duck portion of doing a shitty job in a shitty administration is the opposite of going out on top. It’s kind of a shame given what he has accomplished, but also fuck him for using his position to actively try to make people’s life worse

This bullshit. This is one of those situations in tech where the short term wins just hurt everyone in the long run by keeping the technology in forever early adapter hell.

This is the part where the Trump campaign has gone full It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank is Trump, Dennis is Kushner, Mac is Don Junior, Charlie is Eric, and Dee is Ivanka. Giulini is played by Rickety Cricket

It’s just proof that COVID isn’t a big deal if you’re willing to work hard and pull yourself out of the ICU by your bootstraps. Herman Cain is still tweeting away, this guy is successfully running for office, and Trump has won 600 electoral votes. MAGA!

I guess the halloween mask guy couldn’t decide between wearing blackface and just putting on his klan hood, so decided to compromise? 

Technically cold urticaria is not an allergy, since there isn’t a specific IgE antibody to something. It’s just activation of mast cells by a physical stimulus. You get the same type of response that you would with IgE-mediated histamine release, but without the specific IgE

Despite their science denial, Fox news had enough expertise in physics and applied mathematics to create a parallel universe, so I can’t imagine what a bunch of people who actually cater about science and don’t cater exclusively to idiots can accomplish.

Maarten Struijs, when reached for comment, was both relieved and a little disappointed that he didn’t choose that site for his other work, “Impaling spikes”

I’m sure that someone in the Trump administration, if not Trump himself, has a financial stake in the cruise industry. Maybe they can convince some idiot Trump voters to actually go on these cruises, and we can just bury them at sea

Oh I’m sure he exists, but his real name is actually Nikolai

Wait until he finds out that the antifa who have infiltrated UPS have been replacing his hydroxychloroquine with chemical castration meds

I helped my parents figure out window upgrades for their house, which was actually built not that long ago but is a heating/cooling nightmare. It was the best upgrade of all the renovations they did. I’m not quite sure that the windows will pay for themselves in cost savings, but the house is no longer like 50 degrees…

Coronavirus vaccine?

дорогой товарищ, принеси мне тёплое молоко, только со льдом

For that money, I will bring my TV to your house on demand and take it away when not needed for an entire year. If you let me live in your servants quarters or basement, we can make it two years

I hate asshole joggers who run by me huffing and puffing without a mask. If you can’t run with a mask, don’t fucking run, I don’t need your aerosols in my face as you run by.