Unsolicited parenting advice is the worst. This is the only time I will bring up my medical training outside of the hospital. “Oh, you have an opinion on the snacks I’m giving my child? Are you by any chance a pediatrician? Because I am, and I’m going to prescribe you a hefty dose of go fuck yourself with your organic…

I think the only solution is that this man and saltbae fight to the death with gold-coated steak. The winner is then immortalized by being coated in molten gold. That’s the only way society can win

Bald White Guy with Eyepatch is actually the stunt coordinator Garrett Warren, pictured on the set. I looked him up to see if the eyepatch is due to some stunt accident, but apparently it’s from an assassination attempt on him by a dude hired by an ex-wife. That actually makes it more badass somehow

The only fitting way for this man to die is by choking on Trump’s hemorrhoids

Well, he is funding a $100 million project with the NIH to cure HIV and sickle cell disease, with a focus on sub-Saharan Africa, where these things are most prevalent. So you know that’s triggering all the white lives matter bunch

I bet this was on purpose. It’s a good way for Walmart to undercut Amazon before a bunch of people buy Amazon’s new shit

There are some specific situations where they are useful, for everyone else, it’s a waste. Everyone who menstruates and all picky eater toddlers should be on an iron supplement, period. Low doses are well tolerated and fixing iron deficiency is a pain in the ass. Folic acid is important for pregnant women and people…

Both please

It’s an IPA, they were probably using it to drown some cockroaches or something. 

I think the companies are doing a pretty good job of capturing the people who wouldn’t otherwise buy it with significantly discounted academic licenses (which may also just be subsidized by the universities). I remember as a grad student I got MS office through our computing people for like $10, which was when I…

Now I have to go get rid of the licorice stash in my desk. Thanks for ruining my day

Yea I don’t know where this idea of repurposing something that by its nature is touched with shit hands and lives within a foot or two of the toilet came from. Tt’s cardboard - it can’t be cleaned or sanitized. My toddler uses paper towel rolls for various craft projects, but I’d certainly not be collecting toilet…

Yea like many poor people in high school and college I figured piracy was a victimless crime, until a bunch of my friends went to work for companies making software, ranging from small developers to large ones like microsoft. Or maybe as an adult now who needs to make money to support myself and my family, I’m more…

This truck was made to roll coal through the anarchist cities of California and New York while being safe from antifa

I have to say though that the family plan is pretty nice. I actually have 6 members using it, and I have multiple installs for mine (MBP, surface, work computer). The 1TB drive storage is a nice bonus too. I pirated the shit out of MS office in high school and college, and now as an adult don’t mind paying what I…

The thing about white supremacists is that the majority of them are really stupid. Like if they lived in any other country they’d be unemployed and poor because they’re too stupid to fend for themselves 

Completely agree. I have had the tramontina and the green pan from this list, plus a variety of the rotating cheap ones. They just don’t last. All my friends who cook more seriously and the trusy folks at Serious Eats basically say to buy the cheap ones (preferably at a restaurant supply store), take reasonably good…

Completely agree. I have had the tramontina and the green pan from this list, plus a variety of the rotating cheap…

Were all 1000 people named Shmandace Cowens? Because the only person I can imagine wanting to buy her book is herself

Yea, I mean I thought this was standard for most reputable websites in 2020

None of my physician friends who take care of COVID-19 patients actually believe or follow any of the CDC guidelines, and instead just do maximum PPE that they are able to. This is where we have ended up as a country, when the federal agency with the primary responsibility of disease control can’t be trusted to…