I’m sure that if a black man jumped out of his car to threaten some misbehaving white kids with a knife and then called the police, the cops would have just rolled up, shrugged, and said to call city hall

They just mean global in the parts with the Black people. This is some serious bullshit

The bible definitely said that’s it’s ok to grab them by the pussy, but not by the boob. 

Due to recent partnerships between Ring and police forces, the Ring now only detects Black people

Did the KKK delivery guy get confused on his way to Mitch McConnell’s house?

Their contract probably allows a certain amount of egregious racism per year, and you can probably donate your extra racism to another cop who was just a little more egregious. If you don’t get caught doing racist stuff, you can cash out the unused amount at the end of the year

That has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. There are something like 40 million African Americans in the US, so that’s less than 50 cents per year per person on grits. Like of all the things to yell at people not to spend money on, he chooses a pretty cheap and nutritious food? 

Assholes like her are part of the reason we’re such a fucking covid shithole, so I would not expect any self-awareness from her

ICU stays typically cost around 10,000 or so per day. It turns out that paying a large team of highly specialized doctors, nurses, and respiratory therapists to use the best available technology to keep people’s dumb asses alive is kind of expensive!

I’m waiting for Trump to hold up this report at a press conference, except “white” will be crossed out with a sharpie and it’ll say “blak” instead

The baby industrial complex will not let the gender reveal party die, unless it is replaced by something else that involves gifts and the purchase of otherwise useless garbage. Lets get ready for the placenta viewing party everyone!

Did anyone yell “you should have complied” with a Texas accent?

Yea, I am glad they did the right thing, but they would not have done it if it would cost them more business than they would gain. Either there are fewer overt racists who would boycott Delta flights or the racists spent all their money on MAGA gear and can’t afford to fly anymore

You know, “Can Simone Biles Dunk” is apparently a popular search on google. 

I’m old enough that I used a giant PC desktop with a beastly CRT monitor in college and have been using various apple laptops since then. I’ve told my younger sib and cousins to just go with a reliable inexpensive windows laptop for college. Don’t buy something you can’t afford to replace easily if your roommate…

What’s even more ridiculous is that in the 5 years since the whole Dolezal thing blew up, this woman did not think that maybe a similar fate might befall her if she did not shut that shit down. 

I’m not getting super fancy sheets, but almost every queen/king sized fitted sheet I’ve bought has had a tag that goes at the foot of the bed. Is this not a common thing?

Everyone who doesn’t hate America knows that a Black man can hide a gun in his bottle of pills and then while handcuffed take that gun out and use it to shoot an officer. 

The one good thing I guess is that there’s now something people wear on their face that distinguishes normal human beings from assholes.

Can’t tell if you’re trolling or maybe just woke up from a coma that caused you to miss every bit of reputable medical advice over the past half a year. But just to give you the benefit of the doubt, young and healthy people doing whatever they want leads to asymptomatic spread to other young healthy people but also…