ICU stays typically cost around 10,000 or so per day. It turns out that paying a large team of highly specialized doctors, nurses, and respiratory therapists to use the best available technology to keep people’s dumb asses alive is kind of expensive!

I’m waiting for Trump to hold up this report at a press conference, except “white” will be crossed out with a sharpie and it’ll say “blak” instead

The baby industrial complex will not let the gender reveal party die, unless it is replaced by something else that involves gifts and the purchase of otherwise useless garbage. Lets get ready for the placenta viewing party everyone!

Did anyone yell “you should have complied” with a Texas accent?

Yea, I am glad they did the right thing, but they would not have done it if it would cost them more business than they would gain. Either there are fewer overt racists who would boycott Delta flights or the racists spent all their money on MAGA gear and can’t afford to fly anymore

You know, “Can Simone Biles Dunk” is apparently a popular search on google. 

I’m old enough that I used a giant PC desktop with a beastly CRT monitor in college and have been using various apple laptops since then. I’ve told my younger sib and cousins to just go with a reliable inexpensive windows laptop for college. Don’t buy something you can’t afford to replace easily if your roommate…

What’s even more ridiculous is that in the 5 years since the whole Dolezal thing blew up, this woman did not think that maybe a similar fate might befall her if she did not shut that shit down. 

I’m not getting super fancy sheets, but almost every queen/king sized fitted sheet I’ve bought has had a tag that goes at the foot of the bed. Is this not a common thing?

Everyone who doesn’t hate America knows that a Black man can hide a gun in his bottle of pills and then while handcuffed take that gun out and use it to shoot an officer. 

The one good thing I guess is that there’s now something people wear on their face that distinguishes normal human beings from assholes.

Can’t tell if you’re trolling or maybe just woke up from a coma that caused you to miss every bit of reputable medical advice over the past half a year. But just to give you the benefit of the doubt, young and healthy people doing whatever they want leads to asymptomatic spread to other young healthy people but also…

You’ve actually confirmed that at the stores where you shop there’s a person whose job depends entirely on assholes leaving behind sopping carts in the parking lot? Like in this situation you’re actually a hero and not an asshole?

I just don’t see what scenario they’re trying to prevent here. Does Missouri frequently prosecute well meaning grandpas for giving little Johnny an AR-15 and telling him to hide it in the closet from the parents until it’s time to hunt bear or Antifa? I thought Missouri was all about parental rights to refuse medical…

I strongly believe that colleges have no business in sports, at least in the multi-billion dollar way of the current system. At the same time I realize that for a lot of people, those scholarships are the best opportunity to get a college education, and it’s not my place to try to take that away. The long term goal…

The 2016 election sadly goes to show that racism can definitely can cause people to ignore their own economic self interest

The MAGA hat is like the anus halo of true assholes

I can’t keep track of all the Trump racism anymore, but hasn’t he expressed admiration for noted racist and antisemite Henry Ford? I look forward to a tweet about how the younger Fords are “destroying the legacy of very good businessman and defender of the suburbs”or some shit like that

I’d say voting Republican in general. 90% of the party platform is just selfish asshole bullshit wrapped in a few dirty pages of an Ayn Rand book

Trying to justify leaving the cart with a “I heard some people enjoy gathering up the carts” would make someone an even bigger asshole than just leaving the cart