I look forward to Donald losing his shit on twitter and blaming BLM and Gretchen Witmer for robbing America of footbaw 

Good thing he didn’t leave his email open, that’s how you find yourself hosting a surprise tarp and lube party at your house

Isn’t Goodyear the main American tire company? Maybe all the Trump voters should just forgo tires and drive on rims only

Trader Joes has pretty decent frozen hash browns, as do Giant and ACME

Strickland is just claiming that he injured his wrists while shoving Ujiri. 

What better way to prove that the coronavirus is a hoax than by resurrecting his corpse a second time

I was going to say I hope Jerry dies first, but we all know he’s already dead both inside and outside

At least some mortgage underwriters require a certain amount of liability insurance in addition to the usual replacement cost insurance - so it might be difficult to separate the two

He’s going to refuse to debate because mother doesn’t let him be in the same room as another lady

She’s a family medicine doctor (or at least is training to be one). My friends who are in family med actually do quite a bit of ob/gyn as part of their practice - both the outpatient care and delivering babies, so in theory she should be fairly informed about the medical issues. That doesn’t mean she knows anything…

He prefers to rub his dick in a well-used copy of Atlas Shrugged. 

How else do you avoid accidentally poking your eye out with your tactical spork while trying to eat your MREs?

They should totally build a big beautiful wall and make America pay for it. 

The appeal argument is basically “every other cop has gotten away with it, why start with me?”

That part was edited out of the police academy introduction video at the PBA’s request

I have a lot of sympathy for parents of kids with ASD - it’s tremendously difficult to get proper medical and social support and basically being a full time caretaker and advocate really isolates a lot of these parents. There’s also historically been a very sexist component to this, from the “refrigerator mom” theory…

If this is the top specimen of the Aryan race, at least they’ll breed themselves out of existence within a generation

These two would be stupid enough to return back in the same Nazi masks

These two would be stupid enough to return back in the same Nazi masks

To an unfortunately large number of people, there is no contradiction between “Heil Hitler” and making America great again