He only got fired because he was giving away the best material for free

Confederate flag nipple ring

I agree that putting people in jail for non-violent crimes (and drug crimes) is just bad policy. I just don’t think that fines alone are a deterrent to people like her, unless you make it a sliding scale thing so that even being rich doesn’t get you out of jail without taking a huge chunk of your net worth. Maybe we…

I think it’s probably even more meaningful now, as the D1 schools are busy trying to figure out how to keep exploiting their athletes in the age of COVID. It’s an even higher level of putting your health at risk for the financial benefit of someone else, with jack shit for compensation or guarantees. And considering…

I would love for these guys to show up to one of the Bugaloo asshole gatherings. I feel like the redneck militia guys talk a good game but would shit their pants pretty quickly if faced with someone more threatening than a tin can 

He’s been dreaming of getting to try to be a nurse

Hope they make him operate his own ventilator by pulling on some bootstraps 24/7

Yea I’d say that 90% of them can’t even give you the full one-sentence text of the second amendment. 100% of them have never actually read the constitution

KKKaren?

That’s a pretty important distinction, thanks for pointing it out! 

Watching the Man Show is definitely consigned to the top of the list of shameful shit I did when I was in college. I saw a clip the other day and it was definitely like, how immature was I to find this shit funny? Like I would never willingly admit to women I know that I watched this. I can’t imagine actually being…

Fake news! He fully supports DC statehood, as long as it’s admitted to the union as a slave state.

Yea seriously this was the most surprising part of the story. If the unions start getting behind firing these assholes, there might be some actual change happening

We all know she has never actually had any Aunt Jemima products. Everything about her screams “bob’s red mill gluten free pancake mix with organic blue agave nectar.” But she’ll swear on her swastika embroidery that her one black friend (not actually a friend) once told her that the whole Aunt Jemima thing is not…

Nah, alcoholics don’t drink natty ice, you bladder would explode before you got enough alcohol in your system to get rid of the shakes. Vodka handles all the way. Still a professional racist though

I would just like to highlight that wearing a mask is an inconvenience, not a burden for the majority of the people. There are many people who have to wear a mask all day as part of their jobs. Your nose might itch and your lip might get sweaty, but overall you’re being asked to sacrifice a bit of comfort and…

That picture is totally shopped. I can tell from the pixels and also from the fact that I have yet to see an NYPD cop actually wearing a mask

FFS, it’s really not that hard to wear a mask. Just put one on when you’re outside your house or apartment and wear it continuously. None of that shit with putting it on only when you see people approaching. Every time you take it on and off, you’re getting your respiratory droplets on your hands, which you’re using…

But how else will people express pride in their ancestors who patriotically committed treason but then couldn’t follow through and got their asses kicked? Can we offer them a complimentary white surrender flag instead?

Unless you’re using the boat to haul cocaine, dump bodies, or both, don’t sink more money into the boat by also buying a boat car/truck