I just don’t get why they have a different standard in place for civil suits than what you’d need to sue a doctor - say a surgeon who decided to carve their initials into you during surgery. Lots of medical specialists make quick decisions with limited information in the course of taking care of patients. There’s…

It’s easy to make turns like that if you can just pivot on your giant balls of steel

“Alexa, how much does cocaine cost?”

The amendment Rand Paul offered was just the first page of Atlas Shrugged that he had masturbated on in college.

He’s trying to be the Jerry Jones of quaterbacks

A lot of the pageantry is just shitty cover for the fact that our leaders treat them poorly while they are on active duty and try to fuck them hard after they get home. Like every politician who is trying to show just how hard the military makes them is also doing everything to put the troops at more risk of dying in…

I can’t imagine Maviglio’s communications/PR firm is particularly good if this is his public response. Then again, they list Tesla as a client, so I guess that makes sense

She definitely wins the Karen hat contest

I love to shit on Musk as much as anyone else, but I’d emphasize the driver failure here over the autopilot failure. 

Normally he only touches them in hotel rooms when he flips through to try to find a few dollar bills

I’m white and a few of my (white) facebook friends have been posting about how the murder was horrible, but that violence is not the answer. That’s the same shit people say every time this happens and there are protests, but what exactly has come out of the peaceful protests? The only way that there’s any sort of…

This is the Trump version of Hawkeye, but without even the flashy gold-colored appearance

I think he did read the room, he just asked for the manager instead of calling the cops and telling them about 5 aggressive African American men in his building. I bet he was really proud of himself for that.

Who the hell watches the performative family cosplay? Like I can’t imagine that people without kids are interested, and people with kids are generally busy with kids. Like if I’m firing up youtube, it’s for baby shark, not to listen to some random people tell me how hard parenting is.

Can they maybe just start with charging people with filing false police reports or something? I agree that shit like this should be treated as a hate crime, but there’s already a mechanism in place that we can use to punish people like her while we wait for suburban politicians to hem and haw about how this will…

My hospital has had required universal masking for over a month at this point - every hospital employee has to wear a surgical mask at all times while in the hospital, even if the patient is COVID negative and even if you’re not engaged in patient care. Obviously there was no controlled study of this, but there was…

You know how in Russia everyone has a dashcam because driving there is batshit crazy and people are always trying to scam you by jumping in front of cars? Maybe at this point we should just start having African Americans all wear body cams - because you know the cops always manage to get theirs turned off at the…

When I feel threatened, my instinct is usually to run away, not get all up in their face. That lady is fucking nuts, I was expecting her to just pick up the dog and throw it at this poor man. When she makes that phone call, she clearly just wants to tell them to come and shoot the uppity black man please. WTF, glad…

They need to make that shirt in MAGA-red to match the hat

All the man has to do is sit in his basement, release a proof of life video once a month, and not do anything stupid. The fact that he still does this shit just proves that he sees no issue with it - it’s not a slip, it’s just how he thinks.