It’s better than the gaming stuff, but can I please just get a nice quality unobtrusive setup that’s not going to make my boss ask if I used his grant money to buy it?

This is something that’s worth testing properly in clinical trials. The issue is that once you get approval like this, it’ very hard to do the actual trials, then you get stuck with something that has limited to no data but you’re kind of obligated to use because there’s nothing better, and it’s approved

I very much want a vaccine for this for my family and patients. I treat lots of people with compromised immune systems who are at high risk for dying from this virus. I’m a physician and have a PhD in molecular biology, with lots of graduate courses on vaccine development and immunology. I’m as far from anti-vax as…

Well, Rand Paul is very much away for doing away with people’s social security checks and ability to pay for medications, so at least he’s internally consistent

I feel bad for the baby chicks, but the majority of these farmers voted for this kind of bullshit, so fuck them. 

That’s the argument that has been made every time people have tried to improve working conditions for anyone. “Nobody is making those kids work in the sweatshops”

Isn’t Goodyear the main American tire company? Maybe all the Trump voters should just forgo tires and drive on rims only

Trader Joes has pretty decent frozen hash browns, as do Giant and ACME

Strickland is just claiming that he injured his wrists while shoving Ujiri. 

How do you get banned from CPAC short of wearing a medicare for all shirt? I thought being unmoored from reality was a requirement for attendance

Cool, you’ll find a more welcoming atmosphere in whatever dark hole Alex Jones crawled into. Just wear a mask if you’re going to be within 6 feet of him, he has definitely not been social distancing

Trump is too slow to dodge anything. But he’d totally lie about having dodged it

Second amendment man does not understand humor, epidemiology, or second amendment. This man really got triggered (pun intended) by this mask gun

I’m pretty sure the second amendment would protect my right to use this on people. I’d definitely have to get a high capacity mask magazine though

What better way to prove that the coronavirus is a hoax than by resurrecting his corpse a second time

I was going to say I hope Jerry dies first, but we all know he’s already dead both inside and outside

At least some mortgage underwriters require a certain amount of liability insurance in addition to the usual replacement cost insurance - so it might be difficult to separate the two

He’s going to refuse to debate because mother doesn’t let him be in the same room as another lady

This is Russia, so the vaccine is just vodka

Maybe states should pass an ordinance to ban people from jumping off highway overpasses to help fight COVID-19