Yea I’d say that 90% of them can’t even give you the full one-sentence text of the second amendment. 100% of them have never actually read the constitution

Yea, but we’re leading the world in thoughts and prayers (and also deaths from the COVID)

KKKaren?

That’s a pretty important distinction, thanks for pointing it out! 

Watching the Man Show is definitely consigned to the top of the list of shameful shit I did when I was in college. I saw a clip the other day and it was definitely like, how immature was I to find this shit funny? Like I would never willingly admit to women I know that I watched this. I can’t imagine actually being…

Fake news! He fully supports DC statehood, as long as it’s admitted to the union as a slave state.

You can’t have a racist bone in your body if you have no spine or other bones

Agree on this. Given that the lightning connector has been around for 8 years, most iPhone customers already have charges and probably some nice durable cables sitting around. I know Apple probably gives zero fucks about the environment, but it’s nice not to add more ewaste to the pile (especially since they will…

Something something courage.

Yea seriously this was the most surprising part of the story. If the unions start getting behind firing these assholes, there might be some actual change happening

They forgot Donkey Brains

These assholes should be forced to clean the COVID ICUs without any PPE. As should the incompetent assholes in the federal government who created this mess to begin with. 

The jade egg is supposed to be washed only in the arsenic water

His followers are mostly Russian bots

you forgot the murder hornets

Goop charges extra for the arsenic

We all know she has never actually had any Aunt Jemima products. Everything about her screams “bob’s red mill gluten free pancake mix with organic blue agave nectar.” But she’ll swear on her swastika embroidery that her one black friend (not actually a friend) once told her that the whole Aunt Jemima thing is not…

Nah, alcoholics don’t drink natty ice, you bladder would explode before you got enough alcohol in your system to get rid of the shakes. Vodka handles all the way. Still a professional racist though

Freedom pneumonia

I would just like to highlight that wearing a mask is an inconvenience, not a burden for the majority of the people. There are many people who have to wear a mask all day as part of their jobs. Your nose might itch and your lip might get sweaty, but overall you’re being asked to sacrifice a bit of comfort and…