K-Pop fans save stupid people from dying of COVID by trolling the president

That picture is totally shopped. I can tell from the pixels and also from the fact that I have yet to see an NYPD cop actually wearing a mask

FFS, it’s really not that hard to wear a mask. Just put one on when you’re outside your house or apartment and wear it continuously. None of that shit with putting it on only when you see people approaching. Every time you take it on and off, you’re getting your respiratory droplets on your hands, which you’re using…

But how else will people express pride in their ancestors who patriotically committed treason but then couldn’t follow through and got their asses kicked? Can we offer them a complimentary white surrender flag instead?

This guy actually attacked cops and survived to be charged? I guess he’s lucky he didn’t do anything more threatening like selling cigarettes, something with a $20 bill, jogging, or sleeping in his own house. 

Unless you’re using the boat to haul cocaine, dump bodies, or both, don’t sink more money into the boat by also buying a boat car/truck

I just don’t get why they have a different standard in place for civil suits than what you’d need to sue a doctor - say a surgeon who decided to carve their initials into you during surgery. Lots of medical specialists make quick decisions with limited information in the course of taking care of patients. There’s…

That’s because other relevant info is largely made up garbage touted by idiots

I’ve seen somewhere that movie theaters get like 40% of their profit from concessions. I think that ticket costs with the reduced capacity would probably not cover the cost of keeping the place open. 

It’s easy to make turns like that if you can just pivot on your giant balls of steel

If there’s one thing we have learned from the Theranos debacle, it’s to only trust medical tests that sound too good to be true if they are endorsed by noted scientific luminary Jake Paul

The kinds of people who will be going to movie theaters over the next couple of months are definitely not the kinds of people you want to spend 2 hours with in an enclosed space during a pandemic. Like everyone will have their mask off the whole time, will be sticking their hands in their mouth as they munch their…

As a doctor, it’s been very frustrating to triage which patients need to be seen. Because there are very few visits that really are truly unnecessary - like basic iron deficiency anemia can just be managed by a pediatrician and doesn’t need an extra visit to a specialist, the risk to benefit ratio just really sucks…

“Alexa, how much does cocaine cost?”

I don’t know if you consider dermatologists and immunologists real doctors, but bleach baths are definitely a thing that works for certain conditions and can sometimes be recommended by your doctor.

So interestingly enough, dilute bleach baths are a thing for some people with severe eczema or for people who are colonized with MRSA. There are appropriate recipes and everything. I would definitely not recommend that for whatever these idiots are doing it for, and drinking or inhaling it is just stupid as all fuck 

The amendment Rand Paul offered was just the first page of Atlas Shrugged that he had masturbated on in college.

Can antifa drop off some bricks outside the white house so we can just permanently entomb its occupants?

He’s trying to be the Jerry Jones of quaterbacks

A lot of the pageantry is just shitty cover for the fact that our leaders treat them poorly while they are on active duty and try to fuck them hard after they get home. Like every politician who is trying to show just how hard the military makes them is also doing everything to put the troops at more risk of dying in…