I mean, they don’t even need to bother to lie, because essentially the entire Republican party will do nothing more than strongly frown and wag their finger even in the face of the most blatant corruption

I think that being traded to the Jets is probably slightly worse than being crucified for everyone’s sins

Man, white people burning or otherwise destroying things that they paid for to make a point is just always a thing. 

Can we follow up fat bear week with beefy ref week?

Blizzard absolutely has a right to do this, and from a legal standpoint, probably a requirement to do it in the interest of their shareholders. And I absolutely have the right to not buy their stuff anymore and try to give it to a company that better aligns with my values. If enough other people vote with their cash,…

She should have just gone with the “there’s a future supreme court justice in this school” post-it notes

I’m sure that they wrote an equally strongly worded letter to the children who were abused at Penn State telling them to just think of the school’s reputation.

As a company they have a right to decide that maintaining and growing their business in China is more lucrative than maintaining and growing their business in countries where people care about human rights abuses. This is exactly what the NBA did just a few days ago. The problem is that people in the U.S. will at most…

Because a problem now and then can mean not having a place to spend the night in a foreign country and ruin your vacation. The article is literally about how to stick with responsible owners and avoid the scams to use the website safely

A fairly large portion of his base is into shooting brown people

The words might be racist, but her bones are not, and that’s what really counts

Oh cool, we’re televising textbook sexual harassment now. She was being a sport because she’d like to keep her job, not because she likes to take part in a wet tshirt contest on TV

You just can’t trust those Ukrainians. You have one perfectly normal non-illegal phone conversation with someone over there, and suddenly you’ve adopted a grown woman and you’re getting impeached. 

This is somehow not at all surprising. I went to an Ivy for undergrad, and there was definitely a large contingent of kids who weren’t idiots but were definitely not academically at the expected level. They were definitely largely white, wealthy, played preppy sports, and unable to handle basic tasks like doing their…

Are you George Conway?

So basically in Texas you can go into someone’s home and murder them, but as long as you can claim to be credibly confused, you can get away with it? 

The best part is that the bribes are tax-deductible. Just kidding, I’m sure this man doesn’t actually pay any taxes

I’ve come home hundreds of times following 24-36 hours of straight work with minimal to no sleep. I’ve definitely absentmindedly gotten off the elevator on the wrong floor while tired and fiddling with my phone. What I have not done is gone into someone else’s apartment and murdered them. I’m sure that in Dallas alone…

Don’t you know that alcohol and drugs unmask latent racist bone disease

I am waiting for the picture of him riding horseback behind shirtless Putin