As a company they have a right to decide that maintaining and growing their business in China is more lucrative than maintaining and growing their business in countries where people care about human rights abuses. This is exactly what the NBA did just a few days ago. The problem is that people in the U.S. will at most…

Because a problem now and then can mean not having a place to spend the night in a foreign country and ruin your vacation. The article is literally about how to stick with responsible owners and avoid the scams to use the website safely

A fairly large portion of his base is into shooting brown people

The words might be racist, but her bones are not, and that’s what really counts

If you play the Nickelback song backwards, a Russian voice tells you where in Ukraine Hillary Clinton’s missing email server is

Oh cool, we’re televising textbook sexual harassment now. She was being a sport because she’d like to keep her job, not because she likes to take part in a wet tshirt contest on TV

You just can’t trust those Ukrainians. You have one perfectly normal non-illegal phone conversation with someone over there, and suddenly you’ve adopted a grown woman and you’re getting impeached. 

So the toothbrushes for al detainees are too expensive, unless they’re being used to collect DNA. Got it

This is somehow not at all surprising. I went to an Ivy for undergrad, and there was definitely a large contingent of kids who weren’t idiots but were definitely not academically at the expected level. They were definitely largely white, wealthy, played preppy sports, and unable to handle basic tasks like doing their…

Are you George Conway?

So basically in Texas you can go into someone’s home and murder them, but as long as you can claim to be credibly confused, you can get away with it? 

The best part is that the bribes are tax-deductible. Just kidding, I’m sure this man doesn’t actually pay any taxes

I’ve come home hundreds of times following 24-36 hours of straight work with minimal to no sleep. I’ve definitely absentmindedly gotten off the elevator on the wrong floor while tired and fiddling with my phone. What I have not done is gone into someone else’s apartment and murdered them. I’m sure that in Dallas alone…

Don’t you know that alcohol and drugs unmask latent racist bone disease

I am waiting for the picture of him riding horseback behind shirtless Putin

As an Eagles fan, I do not look forward to all the asshole fans spending the week talking about how tough the defense is. 

Their last spoon was a 2 foot long stack of $100 bills from taxpayer subsidies, but they got tired of having to replace those every practice.

Can we just follow the proud tradition of having regional football teams and combine the Dolphins and Jaguars into the Southern Swamp Algal Bloom. The two teams combined can field a respectable 3 win team

This seems like it’s going to do more harm than good. 530 sounds like a lot, but in the grand scheme of things, more people than that get lung disease from working at chicken farms, and we’re not banning chicken farms. For adults, vape devices should absolutely be available as a harm reduction tool for stopping…

Those are specifically tested and the medications themselves do not contain additives that are harmful to your lungs. Turns out FDA regulation of things is not always so bad