I should try this with my 2012 MBP. It’s been put out to pasture to make room for my 2017 MBP, but I miss the magsafe and the keyboard...

Just in case, Cashman will avoid getting any closer to Boston

The only way this could be more Philly is if they were beating each other with bags of stale pretzels 

I would pay good money to see the AB hand-painted version of the Raiders logo. Maybe once he retires because of the helmet rules, we can get him to do all the NFL teams ones, a la George W Bush

This is a garbage paper that idiots will point to and yell “see, fluoride bad!” I can’t believe this crap got published

I’m sure that their average fan produces enough beer-soaked ass and crotch sweat per hour to drown the entire team

I’m willing to bet that sex situation didn’t happen, or at least not in the way that he remembers it. Either way, it ended with his furiously masturbating with a bible or a copy of Atlas Shrugged

I don’t have a problem with this. I think the markets for craft beer and the typical AB stuff are very different. People are not going to play beer pong or do keg stands with better, more expensive beers. The college market, sports stadiums, etc, these all need cheap reliable beer. I used to drink my fair share of…

I’m always a bit skeptical of electronic BP cuffs. Hypertension is defined based on population tables derived from manual measurements. It matters because a lot of the electronic ones work by a completely different method. Manual BP directly measures your systolic and your diastolic pressure based on listening to the…

Just to give some perspective for what this family is going through - high risk neuroblastoma therapy is one of the most intense in pediatric oncology - without any complications, it’s about 18 months total, and includes 5 cycles of chemotherapy, surgery, 2 (!) bone marrow transplants, radiation therapy, and then…

Is it spicy?  I’m trying to find a meat marinade that my toddler would like that is actually palatable to me. 

I’m sure Trump and Putin will be sitting together that their next game

The criminal investigation is going to go like this: Was this guy a cop? And the person he assaulted was black? Nothing to see here, no need to press charges

When the tunnel floods, will he provide rescue submarines?

Alcohol? I totally would have guessed meth

Can’t be Florida, they don’t even bother with the fake teeth

That man has been saving his timeouts for retirement

That’s the sound an elite QB makes

Don’t even get me started on the use of mixed fabrics!

Oh god, this makes me shamefully think back to all my go-to “moves” when I was a horny teen just getting my first experiences with breasts. Thankfully an awesome college girlfriend read me the riot act when I tried that shit on her, and forever changed my approach to boobs for the better.