Assholes like him need to be beaten with a bar of soap wrapped in one of those aluminum blankets they give the kids in the concentration camps. Sadly there’s no soap there

How do people feel about “female” being used in a clinical setting? I’ve always been taught throughout medical training to write and say things like “This is a 20 year old female”. I’ve met a few people in the field who insist on using “woman, girl, boy, man,” but they’re generally cranky old men, so who knows.…

I’m sure the remaining dolls can be donated to the local police department

I guess routinely talking to Republican crowds does make you a special ed professional

There are lots of reasons to hate credit card companies, but banks have data breaches just as often, so I don’t think that avoiding credit cards makes your identity any more secure

Most churches conveniently skip things like this and go straight to the part about the gays not being allowed to do abortions or something something

I don’t know why people need to get all judgy about others’ beverage choices. I can’t stand overly bitter IPAs, but if people want to drink them, that leaves more pilseners and belgian-style beers for me. I don’t care what my friends are drinking, as long as they remember what I like when it’s their turn to buy a…

Paper airplanes are about the only thing that the Jets can actually manage to get into the end zone

I would just rather not poop for 9 days and then get one of those colonoscopy-type cleanouts where you drink a gallon of poop-inducing nastiness and then spend the night crying on the toilet

I’m surprised the police wannabes didn’t demand a full-on patdown and cavity search. Everyone knows the best way to hide a stolen t-shirt is inside yourself

There is a popular Russian version called Bear. You find a free bear on your local sidewalk and ride it to your destination. This program has successfully culled the population of assholes who would typically be riding scooters and annoying the shit out of normal people

My mother has already emailed me a link about this story. Thanks Jermaine for making every other son look bad

Pretty much all religions oppress and devalue women. Orthodox judaism essentially values women only for their baby-making ability. Plenty of Evangelical churches encourage the women to subjugate themselves to the men and focus on having babies and cooking. The only differences are how much skin they’re allowed to…

Good thing this guy isn’t a Knicks fan, or who knows what kind of threats Dolan would be getting

I know rompers are a crime against fashion and all things practical, but no airline has ever made a big deal of all the white women holding up bathroom lines as they struggle to urinate in an adult onesie.

Is there like a national shortage of assholes willing to be cops? They can advertise in any seedy reddit thread and dig up a bunch of racist homophobic people who want a gun and a badge but don’t have a record of being fired for their shitty behavior. I’m continually amazed that none of these departments think that…

My nephrologist friend said that the best way to help people with kidney disease is to provide reasonable health insurance so that they can get care to either prevent their illness or manage it appropriately. Increasing the number of kidney transplants does jack shit if people are not able to pay for their…

When he was complaining that he wasn’t getting invited to parties because of his bullshit political views, what he was really saying is that he wants a child to massage his balls through his underwear just like at the Epstein parties

Well, he can always be a Fox news commentator. 

So is meth