I don’t have a problem with this. I think the markets for craft beer and the typical AB stuff are very different. People are not going to play beer pong or do keg stands with better, more expensive beers. The college market, sports stadiums, etc, these all need cheap reliable beer. I used to drink my fair share of…

Just to give some perspective for what this family is going through - high risk neuroblastoma therapy is one of the most intense in pediatric oncology - without any complications, it’s about 18 months total, and includes 5 cycles of chemotherapy, surgery, 2 (!) bone marrow transplants, radiation therapy, and then…

Is it spicy?  I’m trying to find a meat marinade that my toddler would like that is actually palatable to me. 

I’m sure Trump and Putin will be sitting together that their next game

The criminal investigation is going to go like this: Was this guy a cop? And the person he assaulted was black? Nothing to see here, no need to press charges

When the tunnel floods, will he provide rescue submarines?

Alcohol? I totally would have guessed meth

Can’t be Florida, they don’t even bother with the fake teeth

That man has been saving his timeouts for retirement

That’s the sound an elite QB makes

Oh god, this makes me shamefully think back to all my go-to “moves” when I was a horny teen just getting my first experiences with breasts. Thankfully an awesome college girlfriend read me the riot act when I tried that shit on her, and forever changed my approach to boobs for the better. 

Assholes like him need to be beaten with a bar of soap wrapped in one of those aluminum blankets they give the kids in the concentration camps. Sadly there’s no soap there

How do people feel about “female” being used in a clinical setting? I’ve always been taught throughout medical training to write and say things like “This is a 20 year old female”. I’ve met a few people in the field who insist on using “woman, girl, boy, man,” but they’re generally cranky old men, so who knows.…

I’m sure the remaining dolls can be donated to the local police department

I guess routinely talking to Republican crowds does make you a special ed professional

There are lots of reasons to hate credit card companies, but banks have data breaches just as often, so I don’t think that avoiding credit cards makes your identity any more secure

Most churches conveniently skip things like this and go straight to the part about the gays not being allowed to do abortions or something something

I don’t know why people need to get all judgy about others’ beverage choices. I can’t stand overly bitter IPAs, but if people want to drink them, that leaves more pilseners and belgian-style beers for me. I don’t care what my friends are drinking, as long as they remember what I like when it’s their turn to buy a…

Paper airplanes are about the only thing that the Jets can actually manage to get into the end zone

I would just rather not poop for 9 days and then get one of those colonoscopy-type cleanouts where you drink a gallon of poop-inducing nastiness and then spend the night crying on the toilet