Aside from being paid by the teams, a lot of the team physicians get a huge financial benefit from being able to say they’re the team physician for a professional sports team, to the point that I think at least some of them don’t actually get paid by the team. Here, all the big orthopedic practices are always touting…

The Marlins will 100% not learn anything from humiliation

100% agree with you! The democrats will at least claim that the racism and rape are not OK before finding ways to excuse it

Man, that “I was just a dumb 16 year old” argument... My friends and I did plenty of dumb shit at that age, but racist bullshit was not on that list. The people who think that’s OK to say at 16 are the people who think it’s OK to say that decades later.

Trump and Netanyahu really should just be made into a circular human centipede

His next show will be one where people with cancer are told that their disease is in remission, go celebrate with their family, and then get publicly told that their cancer is actually getting worse

They did not detain him on the court because they don’t know how to detain a black man without shots being fired, and knew enough not to go shooting anyone live on national TV. 

They should make the next half mile even more symbolic by making it out of melted guns, a la the iron throne

I think this is the watch that Jeff Bezos used to generate those sexy text messages to his mistress lady friend

There needs to be a Jeter equivalent of this

I think most people would agree that the Chernobyl reactor, Gruden, and the majority of the Raiders organization should be buried in a concrete sarcophagus for the next 100+ years

This is a great suggestion for that small fraction of the population who can afford to keep two separate households and still have money left over for Jade vagina eggs. 

It just highlights how criminally negligent they were. Teenagers should not die from sports practice!

But he’ll be standing behind her and touching her hair/shoulders in a friendly way the whole time

If the Knicks had KD and Curry and better ownership, they would certainly have won several championships. So really every championship team in the last couple of years gets an asterisk, because the Knicks should have won. 

I can’t stress enough how bad of a condition this poor kid must have been in. It’s really really rare for an otherwise healthy adolescent to be declared dead within 30 minutes of arrival in an emergency room. This is not like an 80 year old person with multiple medical problems, who make up the majority of heat stroke…

Raptors fans were especially upset because Canada takes pride in its history of not owning minorities

She’ll probably be running one of those ICE child abuse centers within a month, and is now in line to be the next education secretary

I bet that neither her parents nor Fox News commentators will see nothing wrong with this and are probably yelling “Fake News! Witch Hunt!”

He’d totally get shot while handcuffed, and the story would be that he managed to grab a gun and shoot himself with his hands behind his back. Somehow black people can do magic like that!