Definitely under 50, but might actually be quite high in healthcare workers :(

They did not detain him on the court because they don’t know how to detain a black man without shots being fired, and knew enough not to go shooting anyone live on national TV. 

So just to put this in perspective: all of us have a ton of E. coli living in our stool. If you have had exposure to the medical establishment, you might be colonized with multidrug resistant strains of E. coli. We routinely test all our patients for colonization with the most serious drug-resistant bugs on admission…

Are they flying on the version of the plane that has those special angle of attack sensor malfunction warning lights that they would install only if you paid extra? Because fuck them

They should make the next half mile even more symbolic by making it out of melted guns, a la the iron throne

I think this is the watch that Jeff Bezos used to generate those sexy text messages to his mistress lady friend

There needs to be a Jeter equivalent of this

I think most people would agree that the Chernobyl reactor, Gruden, and the majority of the Raiders organization should be buried in a concrete sarcophagus for the next 100+ years

I’m sure that this support coincides with their release of a new slightly less insecure voting machine

This is a great suggestion for that small fraction of the population who can afford to keep two separate households and still have money left over for Jade vagina eggs. 

It just highlights how criminally negligent they were. Teenagers should not die from sports practice!

But he’ll be standing behind her and touching her hair/shoulders in a friendly way the whole time

If the Knicks had KD and Curry and better ownership, they would certainly have won several championships. So really every championship team in the last couple of years gets an asterisk, because the Knicks should have won. 

I can’t stress enough how bad of a condition this poor kid must have been in. It’s really really rare for an otherwise healthy adolescent to be declared dead within 30 minutes of arrival in an emergency room. This is not like an 80 year old person with multiple medical problems, who make up the majority of heat stroke…

Raptors fans were especially upset because Canada takes pride in its history of not owning minorities

She’ll probably be running one of those ICE child abuse centers within a month, and is now in line to be the next education secretary

I bet that neither her parents nor Fox News commentators will see nothing wrong with this and are probably yelling “Fake News! Witch Hunt!”

He’d totally get shot while handcuffed, and the story would be that he managed to grab a gun and shoot himself with his hands behind his back. Somehow black people can do magic like that!

I think the main problem of our economic system is that a company needs to keep growing and satisfying investors to be considered worthwhile, which almost always ends up in everyone except the C-suite and some investors getting screwed. Why can’t we have a company that provides a consistent service, pays workers…

My work phone/pager is an iPhone, and it’s really annoying in the way it autocorrects all my most commonly used medical terms.