It just highlights how criminally negligent they were. Teenagers should not die from sports practice!

But he’ll be standing behind her and touching her hair/shoulders in a friendly way the whole time

If the Knicks had KD and Curry and better ownership, they would certainly have won several championships. So really every championship team in the last couple of years gets an asterisk, because the Knicks should have won. 

I can’t stress enough how bad of a condition this poor kid must have been in. It’s really really rare for an otherwise healthy adolescent to be declared dead within 30 minutes of arrival in an emergency room. This is not like an 80 year old person with multiple medical problems, who make up the majority of heat stroke…

Raptors fans were especially upset because Canada takes pride in its history of not owning minorities

She’ll probably be running one of those ICE child abuse centers within a month, and is now in line to be the next education secretary

I bet that neither her parents nor Fox News commentators will see nothing wrong with this and are probably yelling “Fake News! Witch Hunt!”

He’d totally get shot while handcuffed, and the story would be that he managed to grab a gun and shoot himself with his hands behind his back. Somehow black people can do magic like that!

I think the main problem of our economic system is that a company needs to keep growing and satisfying investors to be considered worthwhile, which almost always ends up in everyone except the C-suite and some investors getting screwed. Why can’t we have a company that provides a consistent service, pays workers…

Because we know that in today’s stock market, stock price has a very reality-based relationship to a company’s financial health and outlook

I’m personally a big fan of telling the bartender what kind of beers I like and asking for their recommendations. If you have a bartender who really knows the product, you can almost always find something good within 1-2 trials

Guys in New York walking down the street, carrying their glasses in their hands and then bump into you, dropping and breaking the glasses. Of couse it’s the only pair they have and they need them to see (but apparently not walk), so they start demanding $20 for new glasses. There’s also a version where they’re…

As a white dude and a casual Eagles fan, I’m running out of reasons to give a shit about the NFL. Pretty soon the Venn diagram of people who watch football and Nascar will overlap perfectly, and then their viewership will rapidly drop off as the genetic defects and alcohol take their toll. 

I’m very curious what kind of judge gives out search warrants on the basis of an anonymous tip

This Binotto guy probably can’t figure out what’s more upsetting, that a black man moved into high neighborhood, or that he moved out but left an unmanicured lawn. I’m counting down the minutes until Trump starts retweeting him

The Mets would like a word with her 

She was just looking to get some Instagram pictures of her pulling herself up by some diamond encrusted bootstraps!

I can guarantee that none of these guys get treated better post-surgery, because they are still the same entitled uninteresting douchebags

I’m waiting for the NRA to jump in and defend this man’s right to openly carry a gun to protect himself from black people

At least the Republicans are up front about their thoughts that all black people should be jailed or shot, and don’t make up bullshit stories to hide their racism. I hope Rahm Emmanuel gets convicted of some crime and gets to spend time in jail